Walking into a forest clearing and feeling the wonder of watching an “I was cruelly and inexplicably dog piled on Blue Sky” being born.

Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Is Poodle Room trending yet?

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

How proud to be on this bill do you have to make me, Don?

“Kraken’s CEO told staff he thought white people should be able to use the n-word at work, while Coinbase’s CEO Brian Armstrong banned the phrase “Black Lives Matter” among his workforce…”

We’re about to hear a lot of hand-wringing about how the internet did this to men but this is what men did to the internet.

Want to feel no longer young?

Heritage Minutes: Jackie Robinson YouTube video by Historica Canada

A "Canadian Heritage Moment" on Jackie Robinson...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt9Z...

"I owe more to Canadians than they'll ever know. In my baseball career, they were the first to make me feel my natural self."

-- Jackie Robinson

#JackieRobinsonDay

These are extremely perfect birds

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but it is kind of maddening that Trump can say the most racist shit imaginable about Somali people (to pick one example) and get the mildest kind of Dog Bites Man coverage, but he calls the Pope "weak on crime" and I wake up to two NYT notifications.

Of course he’s going to pick a fight with the Pope. What else is open on Sunday?

More like Victus Orban, amiright?

America: “Oh, you think there’s nothing we love better than oil, do you? Well, how about this crazy old racist bastard? Huh?”

I was assured that JD Vance did not support this war but was ready to negotiate to end it. can we not trust beat sweeteners in the NYT anymore?

Tens of thousands chant “Russians, go home!” at tonight’s anti-Orbán concert in Budapest’s Heroes’ Square ahead of Sunday’s Hungarian election.

Ottawa people: if you’re concerned about the #lockdown at the #UniversityofOttawa #UofO, there’s an active Reddit thread on the topic:

www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/s/u...

Also being in a gang is not a justification.

Such monstrous disregarde for the humanityes ys not surprisinge, but it ys disastrous nonethelesse

Reuters: “Israeli forces shot and killed a young female student on Thursday while she was attending a class ​held in a tent in the town of Beit Lahiya in the ‌northern Gaza Strip…The education ministry said third-grade student Ritaj Rihan was hit by a bullet in front of her classmates.”

It shouldn’t be this easy to sell a story to the New York Times.

Iran is going to come out of this negotiation with control of the Mississippi River...

A NYTs headline that reads: Vance Faces a High-Profile Test of His Negotiating Skills With Iran Talks Vance Faces a High-Profile Test of His Negotiating Skills With Iran Talks

In much the same way I would face a high-profile test of my piloting skills as the Airbus A380 I had commandeered hurtled towards the forest fire I had lit.

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Kinda rude of Melania Trump to preempt my already scheduled press conference announcing that I do not play doubles tennis with the Zodiac Killer.

A feel-good story if you need it.

Solar farms, wind turbines and geothermal heat pumps are breathing new life into former collieries
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Getting reports Ron Howard has already signed on to direct Hillbilly Elegy 2: Appalachian Antipope