we all know I have no life, so:

another lemming win

The scene in the resident evil movie with the lasers that cube people upset me so much when I was little my dad had to sit me down and tell me they would never make a machine like that

Did you know Nintendo is donating sales from this to marine animal charities. It's true! Google 'Mario Galaxy Dolphin'

Reading Gilchrist's Nancy just to feel something (anger)

I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

She craves the Goo

1 [Nurse talking to camera] This is usually our busiest time of year at the centre 2 [Show a sign outside a medical institution reading:] Centre for Adults Who Still Can’t Get Their Heads Round Daylight Savings 3 NURSE: We have a spike in admissions when BST starts 4 CONFUSED PATIENT BEING LAID DOWN BY NURSES: Is it forward or back? NURSE: Lie down love 5 We often see the same patients ever year PATIENT: So it’s like… time travel? DOCTOR: No 6 Every year we try to explain BST to them in a fun and memorable way [The patients are sat around a fun show, with people dressed in bunny suits jumping around a giant clock] BUNNY: And now I *spring forward*... 7 [Bunny springs forward one hour on clock] 8 PATIENT WATCHING SHOW: I don’t get it 9 The hardest patients are the Summer Time refusers 10 PATIENT [sat strapped to a chair as a doctor talks to him through a screen, through a tannoy] PATIENT: But why is it better? DOCTOR [talking through microphone]: Because it complicates things. 11 PATIENT: How is that good? DOCTOR: It makes you more tired. 12 DOCTOR [to assistant]: Fetch the cattle prod [Ends]

I think the clocks in UK go back tonight. Or forward. Not sure. Is it forward

Willow update

$.99 for one of the best games ever? Seems like an easy choice.

I keep seeing people saying this unironically

Connolly Books abú

SPACE ZONE 🪐

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Any chance of bigger sizes for the Say No to AI one? Only see up to 3xl.

Makin meat

good pals

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

This past weekend we had to say goodbye to our precious baby boy, Charlie. Our hearts are ripped to shreds. He was our entire world. And if any of y'all would like to buy some stickers/donate to help pay for insanely high expenses, it would be a big help. ko-fi.com/sweetbeansco...

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

combine ass government

Hey, I could have swore they used the real name brand in the original Game Cube version.

i've been listening to bits and pieces of this over the last couple of days and i've never hated anyone more