You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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we thank virginia’s ayatollah louise lucas

I forgot the seal of Virginia really is a lady with a titty out saying "No Kings up in THIS bitch!"

skeeting live from the democratic dictatorship of spanbergistan

Republicans are running out of states to gerrymander, but Dems are just getting started 😎

YES IT IS!

LOVE U FAIRFAX COUNTY

Agree!

indeed! the swing counties are solid nos, which is what makes me nervous. every swing voter back at home I knew didn’t want to try to get even with TX

for sure. As soon as I saw no fairfax was in i was like ah yes

some red counties are over performing. ugh

got kornacki on its time to stress out

bsky is giving wendy williams fainting rn

bsky if you’re in trouble blink twice

nows a great time to DM me to confess your love since the app is going down

we can just be hot

this is a fair point. I just assumed like 40+?

i love the way you watch elections its so hot

spamming the TL with my most insane takes bc nobody can see them with Bsky outtages

that part

i dont think i can be a cub because i'm 6'4. i also don't think I can be a bear bc I'm 32. Discuss!

lets gooo. added you back jportnw

Okay fair

wanna post a selfie but didn’t take one today and feel ugly so maybe tomorrow

he has to be

not a soaking clock

we love a group chat

jokes on you