Canada's Prescribers urged to "loosen up the pen" a bit during playoff overtime season.

Lifting weights is wild to me. It’s like saying you’re going to fight the Earth. The planet Earth. You’re going to fight a planet and win.

It's like when sportsball added video replay. It's not a goal, it's only the possibility of a goal until proven so.

Angine de Poitrine

"After an artistic disagreement led to the cancellation of his cartoon, Babar left to pursue other endeavors. His current whereabouts are unknown."

(Google)

Babar
Babar Wife
Babar Net Worth
Babar Feet

Start your day on the right foot!

When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. When they realise it's a brass band: less so apparently.

Harder to sand off and put on a more valuable part number...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU POSTED BUT I'M ON MY WAY

I played hockey in a charity game against a well known retired pro. I lined up against him for a face off. I asked "are you somebody famous?"

He said "nope", the ref dropped the puck, and he deftly knocked me onto my back and skated away.

Have to miss this year, see you in 2027.

Picture of Mr T playing BA Baracus in the A-Team.

New owner:

Emacs wins once again, luserz.

great popular science fiction is always weirdly horny. there are no exceptions to this rule.

I used to have a "source" and would get a case every few months.

I won't name and shame the hotel our grade 8 trip stayed at, but it's certainly bottom third.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Please fill out the rest of the months, and supply a handy laminated wallet card.

A sage green mug featuring Garfield, who has accidentally squirted toothpaste all over himself and is thinking "I hate Mondays".

i hate mondays 🪥

During the lockdown I listened to this more than is healthy.

Bell Let's Talk &emdash; You're exactly right!

I'll be able to try it later in the game if it's holding up.

(Gritty bodyslams Carlton)

No goal.

last year i invented the ‘emergency breakfast’. it’s a packet of scampi fries and an ice cream sandwich from the corner shop and as best i can tell it’s nutritionally complete

I don't usually talk shop here but in my real life I do this at building-scale.

Lousy Smottama weather?

Ok I understand the hype. And they looked fun to draw

I think the first time I became "old man yells at cloud" was the three item limit.