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Posts by Morrigreen

Never have I felt so included being blocked!

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“Clocky the transgender clown!”
Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.”
Drivethru person: “will that be all sir”
Clocky: “yea”
Clocky reaches for something in her glove box
Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

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literally just me except im the one taking the order and the customers are the one calling me sir

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oh to be honest i thought it was funny because i always interpreted the needless explanation as apart of the joke, thats why they kept calling it an "award winning backstory" because it was purposefully emotional and in depth as a joke

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Trans self care feels like this scene from adventure time sometimes

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i'm sorry i havent been on bluesky in a while to make any comedic posts about my experience playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. this is because i have been too busy playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

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From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

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They still do the latter I think it was in one of the direct trailers

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Princess Bubblegum's Perfect Sandwich
Princess Bubblegum's Perfect Sandwich YouTube video by Bob

this is probably pb's best scene in this show its so amazing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyQ5...

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That's awesome!!!

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That was you???

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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I've been feeling so lesbian really hard for the past couple days, if that makes any sense. I just can't get beautiful women out of my head

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Mario Maker O’Toole

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littlebigplanet !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wait omg is that Teto spot for specifically birdbrain Teto... If so that's awesome, I was gonna do birdbrain Teto too

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Also I could never do one of these because my idea on who I want to add changes constantly

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I LOVE THE DEDICATED SIMPSONS SPACE

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i got you this gif ^

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unsure if this counts but Rhythm Heaven Megamix's final remix is really good for this very reason

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I couldn't resist the new meme trend so...

#LittleBigPlanet

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You and I are Polar Opposites (season 1)
A really sugary sweet anime about a couple who just want to be the best for each other! Has a really strong side cast and fun animation, totally recommend checking this out if you need something to go "awwwww" at all the time. A very positive show

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Time-consuming Dream #TomodachiLife

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My own mii got pink as the color and I got so happy

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pencil shavings but if he was rat fink

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Evolution of Sneakers O'Toole Victory Theme (1998-2022)

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top left is incisaur's regular design. top right is rare incisaur, bottom left is epic incisaur, and bottom right is green prismatic incisaur from my singing monsters dawn of fire

top left is incisaur's regular design. top right is rare incisaur, bottom left is epic incisaur, and bottom right is green prismatic incisaur from my singing monsters dawn of fire

sorry didnt feel like drawing bunny girls today or whatever. instead take incisaur from my singing monsters and his awesome fighting game alts.

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