our children will never know a time before pizza delivery fees. something has been lost that can never be reclaimed

lol.

trying to figure out if any of the christmas spirits are hot

the moment the halloween decorations come down, we put up the black friday—I mean christmas decorations

This is for the physical safety of people shopping online

They don’t want anyone to get virtually trampled like in past Black Friday events

do the online retailers not realize that black friday is actually NEXT week

lol I'm glad to hear this, kids should get pizza for reading

if pizza hut still gave out free pizza for reading books, we would have media literacy

he's my favorite, squishiest murderer

wait are DMs not a thing here? noooooo

I'm fascinated that we are reaching a point where people aren't trad-pubbing because "oh, I'm not good enough for a publisher." it's that "oh, publishers aren't good enough for ME."

This is SUCH a good way to put it. Wow.

This is how it was for me too. After the first one I shifted my goals but definitely that's what got me going.

every day I wish it was the 2000s again and Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz had just come out. a watershed moment

I'm in shock at how many authors know the cost of AI, know how insidious it is and what it's doing to all of our industries, and are still choosing to use it.

I can't wait for "loud lawn equipment" season to be over

I think I'm cracking because I found a dead bumblebee on my front porch (tiny fluffy baby!) and it really fucked me up. it feels like a sign of the world ending in a movie.

HAHA slightly better than when my friend led a coven of supposed witches in third grade

this is how you be a good neighbor

all I have to do is see a dog happily leaning out a car window and I immediately feel happier

they trap you forever on purpose

I am in my front yard yelling at deer to live my raspberry bushes alone. this is where I've gotten to in life

I created a new Scrivener document called "villain x villain" and the only thing written in it is "she encourages him to do more evil with the power of love" and I sorta wish that book would write itself

he's deranged and I love him

lol when i read the quote tweet i went straight to Frasier too.

sometimes when I'm feeling down I think about that time Crispin Glover went on Letterman clearly on cocaine, and then made a wonderfully horrifying music video about clowns

HAHAHA imagine if that was a drinking game. you'd get wrecked.

jesse just wanted to hang out 😭