Hell yeah

I'm reading this absolute tome right now I don't mean just a big book I mean like a tome with a palpably malevolent aura around it and I want to read it on the subway but I just know I'll be photographed with my tome and posted with some fuckass caption like "bro thinks he's a warlock"

Update: the government can’t stop you from just making an old timey mattress

Blurry picture of pigeons flying near a manmade pond

Scaring Pigeons at the Model Boat Pond, 2026.

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Hoop dancer with no head, idk where it went

Hoop Dancing at the Ill-Advised Sony Brand Event They Held in the Parking Lot at Tingley Beach, 2026.

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Filthy sheep advertising balloon with a sign that says “count sheep instead”

Count Sheep Instead, 2026.

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Woman hoop dancing at a Sony alpha brand event that was extremely cringe but they gave me a free camera strap so that was nice I guess

ShanDien Sonwai LaRance, 2026.

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Soot stained wall in a vacant lot behind a block of studio apartments

Campfire Remnants, Campus Compacts, 2026.

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Stuffed bear waiting for you on the patio under a blooming tree

Spring Idyll, 2026.

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Toad of Frogland

Prickly pear starting to bud

Prickly Pear, 2026.

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My neighbor’s car with icicles on the grill that looks like it wants to eat me

Car with Scary Teeth, 2026.

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Cat on a stoop in the melting snow

Stoop Cat, 2026.

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Car dripping in dark mystery substance in front of gate with beware of dog sign

Beware of Dog, 2026.

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High contrast black and white photo of a black cat in a basket

Tobin in Bed, 2026.

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Melting snow on the ground with heart in it

🖤, 2026.

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Yeah other than like, close up portraits, stuff with lots of skin tones etc I’ve never seen a pro image shot and thought “I simply must know what stock this is”

i froze a dolphin solid with my touch
and there he sank, illicit in the deep

I'm taking more calls on my Spitting Up Blood podcast tonight @ 8PM Eastern. This week's theme: let us know about a time you were painfully spitting up blood. I will be groaning and gurgling into the mic over your calls but will be unable to speak. As always, found wherever you listen to your faves.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 4

Canada goose chillin

Goose, 2026.

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Fish looking at me weird

Some Koi, 2026.

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Fisheye photo of a tree in a parking lot. It is covered in white flowers

Tree Near a Petco, 2026.

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Fisheye picture of a Siamese cat real up in his face

Chugs, 2026.

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Pole at the grocery store that says have a great day fuck ice

What The Poles Are Saying, 2026.

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Chugs the Siamese cat but with a hole punched through the film because it’s the beginning of a roll of 110

Chugs Film End, 2026.

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Siamese cat through a fisheye lens

Chugs in the Driveway, 2026.

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Diner table and chairs

Route 66, 2026.

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research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle

Oh nice, I had no idea about this, but completely coincidentally my most recent roll was on FP4