bUT my fOLloWeR cOuNt

Bots and Nazis. You’re paying to post links to bots and Nazis.

I’m squinting really hard and I can just barely make out some letters…

I try to keep up with Stuff and this is utterly new to me. Is it actually a real thing? Where?

Trump & team really exposed for the first time how much of our checks & balances are based on gentleman’s agreements and the fear of shame. If you don’t care about either one, you can pretty much do whatever you like, it seems.

FREEDOM to serve our country in a virus incubator

A few years ago we did a family trip to Myrtle Beach & I genuinely wasn't sure if my dad even wanted to be there. But afterwards he found a livestream of the beach where we stayed and has spent hours every day, for years, watching it.

There was a time when Panera's whole thing was "for a dollar or two more than fast food, you can have a home-cooked meal."

Now Panera is more expensive than going to an actual table service restaurant. I'll be surprised if they last another few years.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

I am delighted to show off the final photos of this behemoth of a project I've been working on since last year: the Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat mascot costume, for the new boardgame of the same name. You can see this in action at UKGE in May!

All handmade by me! ✂️🧵🪡

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Somewhere I have the design I did for a Febreze kiosk from 2002 or so that used river stones in a watery background as buttons. They wanted it “natural” looking.

Somewhere Kai Krause is quietly applauding.

Bacon Strips #43

That crème brulée is SO good.

99% of my ideas come from doing the work. Happy accidents and experiments during the process are where art/design comes from, not generating brilliance from my designer skull.

The AI bro thinking is “this is exactly like when Macs made typesetting obsolete! Now your imagination is set free — no more drudgery with actually doing work! Just pure magical IDEAS!!”

Which is, obviously, totally bullshit.

“Better yet, avoid wearing. Store alone in a purpose-built armoire, preferably of sustainable peachwood. Maintain constant temperature and a humidity level of 38%.”

"Thou must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration." - The Book of Herbert

Tape 05 YouTube video by Boards of Canada

This is likely the first song…

youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?...

I'm completely baffled by folks slobbering this guy's knob while he says stuff like "all rural white Americans are racist and stupid". He's absolutely the next Fetterman.

"Allbirds ditches shoes for AI" has strong Pets.com vibes.

I'm giving it a month before there's a fire sale on used Aeron chairs

Either Clavicular is going to pull a Milo Yiannopolis & get banned soon, or his 'micro dosing' meth will, uh, ban him for life

I did not expect to wake up to news of a Tom Waits & Massive Attack collaboration.

That book was HUGE for me as a kid. I was socially super awkward and had no idea how to make friends, but being “the kid who can make spaceship noises or sound like a trumpet” was a good substitute.

I genuinely expected him to wave it off as a joke. Somehow he made it worse.

Completely coincidental that his buddy Peter Thiel has been hanging around the Vatican giving secret invitation-only lectures about the antichrist.

Also, their lawyers seem to be increasingly frustrated, exhausted, and simply lousy.

Before the election, his hometown newspaper covered the front page with 100 reasons he sucks. Ohioans hate, hate, hate him.

I’ve thought many times that a shoebill stork would be a fantastic suit, they’re already just funny guys in feather costumes

I want someone to make a lesser potoo suit