You’re so good at #analysis!

Sending you love as you navigate this next chapter 💜💜💜

I’m going to bed

Also you need to remember to keep them charged which is a nightmare for my ADHD

I’m so sorry

Happy birthday J!!!

The meta glasses have no socially justifiable purpose to exist. They only exist for Mark Zuckerberg's purposes and they can only sell outside of a novelty capacity to people who want to use them for socially hostile purposes.

5/x

At least 100

9.23 bed time actually

Pizza and donuts and 9.30 bed time

We are not beholden to what worked for cavemen.

Wait I explained that really poorly. Rotates AND THEN puts the straps on

I recently found a friend clasps in the front before putting the straps over her shoulders and then rotates.

I didn’t realize I had a choice honestly!! But I am a wee bit extra bendy in certain joints

🙋🏽‍♀️

MAGA Indians Went All In on Trump. Many Right-Wingers Can’t Stand Them South Asians are a powerful, visible minority in the Trump administration. They’re also facing a racist backlash, fueled in part by the white nationalist Groyper movement.

To quote the famous meme: "'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs person who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

You won’t, because you’ll be at house baking cupcakes with me and Peanut

My FIL has a dodgy doctor too

That’s the new curse

Breaking generational curses (eating the chocolate boxes we get as presents instead of saving them to re-gift)

Listen, I’ll eat the Twix, but it doesn’t crack my top 10 “supermarket sweet treats”

Thank you for this!!!

Ohh my aunt has gotten mangoes through this!

I need in on that

I asked for a sweet treat from the supermarket and Tex brought me home a Twix??? A chocolate bar I have never once eaten in the 11+ years we’ve together!
He was SHOOK that I wasn’t a Twix girl.

Insta post showing Indian people eating mangoes Text overlay reads: SHOCKING: India Produces 150-200 Billion Mangoes per year but eats almost all of it With exports remaining under 1% only

This is actually the least shocking fact I’ve ever read.
@nameshiv.bsky.social

I want to use this for evil