Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster with the caption "this was a mistake"

At the last second I decided against taking the train and it took me 40 minutes to go 3 miles today

Parody of an IKEA furniture ad for a miniature armchair named NILKNÅRF. The company is WEEKEA

100% finished this even after deciding it wasn't what I wanted just to make this joke

Worth it
#miniatures

A white cat with black spots with his tongue out on a black leather chair. Background is a bookcase and TV

Good morning

#cat #cats #catsofbluesky

Parody of an IKEA furniture ad for a miniature armchair named NILKNÅRF. The company is WEEKEA

100% finished this even after deciding it wasn't what I wanted just to make this joke

Worth it
#miniatures

do u guys think that when a clown uses a bidet their nose lights up

At 8:55 holy shit

[As I dance while unloading the dishwasher]
"I've still got it"

I have 11 notifications!

I'm just excited about this

My MIL bragged about having a Rolex and in the next sentence bitched about having to get it repaired constantly

Today it's this bolillo

A window bird feeder with peanuts is in the foreground. A Blue Jay is on the fence in the background, looking toward the feeder. I circled it in red because it blends in despite being blue

The intended recipient has shown interest

"May you live in interesting times" rookie curse, been there buddy

"May you live in a matrix pod" okay, now we're talking

My car was in the shop for 2 weeks and I got to experience Houston's not so great transit, but after spending 30 minutes to drive 3 miles that light rail is looking pretty 😏

I'm bringing out the big guns for the Blue Jays: whole peanuts 🥜

A window with a new, still empty, bird feeder on it. There is a wooden screen around the nearby air conditioner unit. A red arrow is drawn showing a path between them.

There's not even seed in this new feeder yet and I know some squirrel is already trying to plot this trajectory

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog

A large white cat with a tabby wig asleep on a lap with both front paws in a hand

My giant son

A small chair with a destroyed seat cushion cover in front of it

Did not go to plan
#miniatures

A face for radio and a voice for newspapers

why colonoscopy when cheek a boo was right there

Future CPSC PSAs will be, "Secure the carpets in your home to make sure your home robot avoids trip hazards."

If it's anything like my old neighborhood, you'll get a maximum of 3 people for new neighbors.

I badly need my cache cleared

Now we wait to find out whether it's 4 townhouses or one gigantic compound.

To the east, or the west?

5" x 1" piece of fabric comprised of three panels sewn together. The stripes on the pattern match, and the seams are straight

Today is bullshit. Taking solace in the exquisite seam work and pattern matching I managed on this.

The cancer has excellent lobbyists

That is some Frida Kahlo energy

I just cancelled the auto-renew on our Costco account because I bought one package of toilet paper there last year (that still isn't gone) and I haven't been there in months. There are 2 people in this house.

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