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Posts by Alchemyprime

The desperate campaign to push AI down our throats is just what Nestlé did with baby formula, or Monsanto with patended seeds.

Manufactured Intermediation—inserting a corporate tollbooth into a process that used to be self-sustaining, using a low initial barrier to entry to destroy the alternative.

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I want to know every single thing every single politician is in to. Any who are anti-porn I will be disgusted at, and those who are pro-porn I will evaluate with an even hand. And maybe look into companies to invest in.

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and they only passed this law because video stores were going to out the porn-rental habits of Supreme Court justices!

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Okay, but my wife gets to watch us for the sealed and may join in if we do commander. Though we prefer Archenemy or the most taboo of formats - Heroes of Dominaria with our homebrew expansion.

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Jokes on you, I have enough mental and skeletal disorders I never get a good night's sleep despite my tool box deck box!

I am so tired.

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Reposting with alt text

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Wanna play Dungeons & Dragons?

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Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

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First SOS pack, opened the one mythic I wanted.
Retiring champion.

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Oh this is a fascinating idea... sharing and creating internet security, you say?

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I have never seen a Schleich Ice Tiger before and I now know what miniature I need for every D&D/Pathfinder game going forward.

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George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

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I never showed my work and I didn't become a goose stepper. Sounds like a skill issue to me.

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Imagine a study that found kids with ADHD have more visits to doctors than kids without ADHD — and used that finding to suggest ADHD treatment doesn't work. That's the standard of evidence the anti-trans braintrust is willing to accept.

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This is why I keep playing Mine Mogul. No time for violence. No politics. Just dirt and metal and forges.

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Nah, she's gotta be real. Next you're going to say San...ta
... no... no, say it isn't so!

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I know everything is on fire right now but we have to call about this, we’re already calling about everything else, just add it to the pile. The grief I feel rn is indescribable but to them it’s just any given weekday.

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They seem dedicated to Murder being like Cancel, but this could have been Murder+ still at 1BB, right?

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I realized two things yesterday.

1. For years, I didn't care at all about anything associated with rockets and going to space.

2. That's not right. I had just gotten sick to death of shitty billionaires and their performative expressions of wealth.

I never stopped loving NASA and its mission.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Scott Summers: If you had sex with a clone of yourself, would it count as incest or masturbation? 
Jean Grey: For the last time, we're not having a threeway with your ex-wite.

Scott Summers: If you had sex with a clone of yourself, would it count as incest or masturbation? Jean Grey: For the last time, we're not having a threeway with your ex-wite.

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... I may be working on a custom set...

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Statistically some rabbits have to top to make more rabbits.

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Planet of the apes the musical

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

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"2 Seconds After Opening the Tuna Can"
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Sorcery

Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. If this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control.

Flashback {4}{W}{W}

Watermark: Lorehold

Illustrated by Andreas Zafiratos

"2 Seconds After Opening the Tuna Can" {1}{W}{W} Sorcery Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. If this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control. Flashback {4}{W}{W} Watermark: Lorehold Illustrated by Andreas Zafiratos

I am BEGGING Wizards of the Coast to not release the correctly translated version of this card.

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