It’s me hi hello

I drank a bottle of wine last night and didn’t wake up with a hangover birds by a million 🦅

My roof collapsed pass the merry monkey

SCOTTYY HATTTTY

SCOTTY LAUGHTSSSS

Oliver knocked over a skillet on the stove behind my back and turned on the gas so he’s on the naughty list for burglary and attempted murder

“Is it Cake?” released holidays episodes omg I love this show it literally has Ian and I screaming at the tv 😂

Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off.

Enter the word skeet into the conversation.

I don’t wanna go to the gym I wanna go back to bed

Good morning and go birds 🦅

THANK YOU MICHKOV

Flyers are addicted to overtime

Happy leather pants szn to all who celebrate

I have to go to Costco this morning and I’m not mentally prepared for the crowd pray for me

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Craving a merry monkey

TK MAKES IT 2-0!!!!

BOBBBBBYYYY

How can you not appreciate the beauty and deliciousness of a pretzel!!

The best!! They need more stand alone venues

One sweet almond pretzel plz

Sounds delish!!

Mashed potatoes for breakfast

I’m in the kitchen and I know the parade is over and the dog show has started because Oliver is losing his mind in the living room

Cheers to surviving the grocery store lines, prepping all the side dishes and letting the brine work its magic on the turkey

Went out to dinner in sweatpants and the table next to us is a group of girls in tube tops taking shots while Ian and I are eating nachos watching national treasure on the corner tv happy Thanksgiving Eve

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Getting ready to run into ShopRite the day before Thanksgiving because I forgot to grab the crispy fried onions for the green bean casserole

The turkey is brining in a cooler in the kitchen and fingers crossed Oliver doesn’t eat it while I’m at work

Raccoons kissing in Fishtown

NYC may have Pizza Rat but Philly has Kissing Raccoons

It’s not a flyers game unless we go into overtime