Yerrrr

Yerrrr

Been a lil minute how y’all doin?

Pick up some deodorant with the aluminum in it please

Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.

Putting me on speaker phone is a big risk

This is a good take and a perspective I never really thought of

Shoulda taken more naps as a kid

Orange chicken done doubled steel tariffs. This really an alt timeline

Surviving off spite

Even if you miss em you gotta keep it playa and keep it moving

When tf did niggas start running all these half marathons Lmaoo???

Being racist is mad dumb. How you mad at me cuz I’m black?

It’s better to be almost drunk than drunk if that makes any sense

Getting older mad funny, ya wake up like what body part gone hurt today?

He’s been so cheeks

This would change my life

Hard work never goes outta style

Traveling for work is cool til it’s not

An nyc night in Ubers is the costs of a plane ticket. This is outta hand

It’s too expensive for rosters tighten up dog

Wussup with it???

If anybody wants to invite me to the carne asada I'll bring all the modelos

I work out a lot so I can eat, drink, and do bad shit

I know we all feeling the pinch but bro I got maybe 6 items at the grocery store and it was a cool 66 dollars. This timeline is so ASS

Jeremy Allen looks like he got caught doing a line at the most inconvenient time

Don't be the 1 outta 5

Theo Vonn built his following talking about growing up poor and kicking it with black folks in the same struggle just to flip the switch that he's white and not po' no-more. Making jokes on barstool that Frederick Douglass was a bad dude. Fuck Theo