Some people, they don't think it be like it is, but it do.

I have had more fun watching this inning than at any point in last year's season

Filet Mignon is just squishy meat for people who don't actually like steaks.

Engineering team fanatically explaining how complex API calls and database PRs are affecting numerous applications for 20 minutes.

Sales rep in the meeting: "Wow, you've got a lot of tabs open in your browser."

In danger of getting Madduxed is peak Barves in California

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Seawald...more like see ball go over wall.

Arizona has to hate seeing the Braves come to town. Always seems like it's always late inning heartbreaks.

Plenty of loud outs helped with the confusion

Ahh I see. If it's in foul territory it's allowed, but fair balls aren't.

Crazy. Diamonback outfielders can let balls hit the ground

Same. Plenty of traffic on the paths for no hits

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Okay Domninic Smith...you have my attention

If the Diamonbacks were a serious baseball team, they would never close the roof of the stadium and play baseball in the inferno of the Arizona summer

Profar doesn't make that catch...mainly because he's suspended for PEDs, but also because he has the range of toaster

Trying not to overreact while watching the first Braves game of the season but the Braves Vision logo is hot garbage

Macbeth: SHIT

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

Ronald Acuña Jr. is a DAMN FREAK

Can't pay attention to the big screen on my wall because I keep looking at the little screen I keep with me all day.

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

Professional athletes should get more money if they have unfortunate last names like "Falter," "Blewett," or "Bryce".

If Ozzie can't mash right handed, then I'm not sure there's much of a path forward to be an above average player...

So when do you unlock the RCP-90 in Blue Prince?

When your fastball and your resting body temperature are the same...

A nation filled with empty shelves is a good thing. More room for bibles and crypto.