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Posts by puke (was almost in Priscilla)

A mii of Lori Lightfoot. She has a huge hat on and is wearing a tank top that says PARTY WITH SLUTS

A mii of Lori Lightfoot. She has a huge hat on and is wearing a tank top that says PARTY WITH SLUTS

A mii of Lori Lightfoot. it looks exactly like her

A mii of Lori Lightfoot. it looks exactly like her

Lori Lightfoot is also really solid

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A mii in Tomodachi Life of Don Vito (Margera, not Corleone). it looks literally exactly like him

A mii in Tomodachi Life of Don Vito (Margera, not Corleone). it looks literally exactly like him

truly in awe of my Don Vito mii

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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch island gyal - !discord

Time to make an island so beautiful for YOU!! and showing off my own progress from off stream www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive/

2 days ago 5 0 0 0

really good outfit for her in the store today lol

2 days ago 46 1 0 0
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shadowheart nooooo

2 days ago 35 2 1 0

Hi 👋 Tom I’ve seen you around and you seem like a really nice person. I’d love to get to know you better and maybe we can be friends.

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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

3 days ago 1802 423 19 8

i already posted the doflamingo ancient geekbar pic i forgot but it makes me lauuuughhhh bro

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More updates on Garlic Parm Island. I really love the Björk mii i made

3 days ago 37 1 2 0

Sorry you don’t think the picture is sexy

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god i missed these games so much…

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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch I will draw a monster so powerful - !discord

fun stream www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive/

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A mii of myself saying she thinks shes falling in love with Dennis Rodman

A mii of myself saying she thinks shes falling in love with Dennis Rodman

A mii of Steven Seagal saying he would love it if there was a vending machine where he’s standing

A mii of Steven Seagal saying he would love it if there was a vending machine where he’s standing

Miis of Dennis Rodman and my cat, Pacino, getting familiar with each other

Miis of Dennis Rodman and my cat, Pacino, getting familiar with each other

A mii of Cher saying that she’s thinking about how scary it would be if she was chased by an anime opening compilation

A mii of Cher saying that she’s thinking about how scary it would be if she was chased by an anime opening compilation

Some of the residents of Garlic Parm Island

4 days ago 39 1 1 0

*Cousin* is the type of kid you have one legit memory with from when he forced you to watch him play DDR for the PS2 with his dance mat at New Years, then in 20 years he gets unsightly veneers and during conversation peppers in how he wished he was violent towards the mother of his children

5 days ago 13 0 0 0

a cousin is a firecracker. a can-do attitude, brash, head in the clouds. fucked up in some major way, either looking crazy or just kind of also really stupid. a real scamp who descends on the dinner table convo like a motherfucking predator. animal predator. Not

5 days ago 18 1 1 0

i’m not a cousin. i have cousins, but i’m not a COUSIN. there’s specific types of people who exude *cousin* and it isn’t me. i have cousins who aren’t the *cousin* type

5 days ago 32 2 1 0

saw jay mccarrol and didnt say anything just stared at each other as i hit my vape fuck my chud life

6 days ago 29 0 1 0
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Yes, I want your full load deep in my pussy

1 week ago 166 52 5 8
Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a poster design featuring Matt Johnson, director, in the foreground, as he looks on at his three fictional movie roles: Matt Johnson in The Dirties, Matt Johnson in Operation Avalanche, and Matt Johnson in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. Each one is backed by their respective movie credit. The cord from NTBTSTM winds through the entire composition, tying them all together.

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a poster design featuring Matt Johnson, director, in the foreground, as he looks on at his three fictional movie roles: Matt Johnson in The Dirties, Matt Johnson in Operation Avalanche, and Matt Johnson in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. Each one is backed by their respective movie credit. The cord from NTBTSTM winds through the entire composition, tying them all together.

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts

2 weeks ago 820 185 14 1
a cartoon turtle and blue jay celebrating. the caption says “Domer and BJ Birdy say… Drugs are out!”

a cartoon turtle and blue jay celebrating. the caption says “Domer and BJ Birdy say… Drugs are out!”

thinking about when the mascots for the Skydome and Blue Jays had suspiciously fellatio themed names

1 week ago 20 1 0 0

Love you my darling 🥰😘😘..it's soooo cute pussy..

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weaponizing extreme misogyny by asking every girl in my contacts list if they are Wet Jeans Club or Dry Jeans Club

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God in Heaven please convince my boyfriend to allow me to speed run Sonic Adventure 2 for his nephew

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i wanna underage drink again so bad

1 week ago 27 1 1 0

raise your yaaaaa ya ya

1 week ago 11 1 0 0

Same‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Liars facilitate Worship of XENOPHOBIA&GREED. THROUGH PC CULTURE & FCC THAT ISOLATE US IN SILENT BUBBLES OF SUFFERING.👼🏼 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBW/Y‼️ AM(ÈEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USAs-Constitution&Jesús‼️ Pillars to YWHW&JEHOVAH-IN-JESUS-CHRIST&ALLAH‼️‼️ 🗡🧑🏽‍💻🛡🧠🗺🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

1 week ago 198 56 20 14

*practicing mindful therapy speak* I’m really enjoying this movie you’ve put on. Thanks for organizing this for us. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to show you a clip of Dennis Miller on my phone. I’m going to pause the movie. It’s scaring me a bit, and I know my interests will soothe me. Thoughts?

1 week ago 31 2 1 0
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cheers to the beginning of something new. cheers to our devices, for they will inherit us. boyfriend just texted me that we’re getting happy hour mussels tonight and i’m prancing like a well fed dog. it’s going to be a good week.

1 week ago 11 1 0 0

that being said, now more than ever, we need to look to the future. i’m grateful for my iPhone 11, but i need to appreciate it’s upgraded new sibling. thanks to Apple’s data transfer features… it’s like it’s still with me. but now it’s sleeker, faster, and everything I do is fed through AI

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