blocking all the humans who are mean to my calculator my only friend

smoking the NIST reference cigarette

the proliferation of AI at work is stretching my "soft" skills to the limit. Struggling to politely tell a peer: "You did this so fucking wrong. You did this so wrong it's not even done in the right repo. We sat down for 45 minutes and I explained the design docs, how did you get it so wrong?"

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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i'm still gonna go on the Northernlion Supercruise. no bald man can stop me

fucking @ me, coward

np np. You can also just crank the time way later and it will provide the same prompt. I didn’t realize how invisible this feature was until I was trying to remember how I do it.

I use the “Bedtime” function, and if I toggle the alarm off, and then hit “Done” it asks if I want to turn it off just tomorrow or forever

Today, a lot of people will be talking about the manifesto that Palantir released. In addition to pouring over what those words mean, I invite you to ground the conversation in what Palantir has already done.

Its work with Israel and ICE show us exactly what it stands for.

instagram ad from the ADL that says Teach Antisemitism With Confidence.

idk man, i don’t think anyone should be teaching people to be antisemitic, even if it is the ADL

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

hi jon i’m a professional programmer and this is exactly how it works

it’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to Fuckable Pope and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

I searched twitter for "tube my own horn" and two tweets from 2018 and 2020 come up of people using this

you're welcome for the roads and services!

finally paid my income taxes. from massachusetts. from 2018.

thank god it's friday

i deserve a treat

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

this has been my experience

bad day guys, they slashed my wages at the racism factory

wow, I'm astonished that the guy whose main political qualifications were writing a shlocky book about his mom trading him for a bag of percocet is a categorical failure as a negotiator

You, years later: Hope what I said didn’t come out wrong. Oh god what if they thought I mea

United States Representative to employee: suck me off real quick?

In an alternate universe, just a hair’s breadth from our own, people enter the matrix by “jacking on” rather than “in”.

if the Primitive Technology guy didn't already have a page on WikiFeet, he DEFINITELY is gonna have one after the last video

man I had so much fun with my LC-A in like, ~2008

been saying this to my coworkers every weekday lately

somehow it falls on me to spend my day cleaning up this mess while he moves on to other tasks?