just #dropped the second half of stranger things who CARES

hello blutuals

bugs life flick holding bindle looking dejected

how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms

they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging

a hippopotamus

gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom

INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume

ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing

INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume

ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing

i'm yogurtmaxxing. i'm an oikospilled greekcel

lowbies have rights

Lord the men you put on this earth to move units around maps in HOI4 are romanticizing asbestos-induced mesothelioma

@goose.art may i enter

[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore

I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans

we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce

when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"

[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore

what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then.

a flop is just a banger waiting to be self-reskeeted in a week

when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"

we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce

I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans

filmsky 🎥 any thoughts on this? how deep down the rabbit hole are you