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Posts by 💫Alex “The Rage” Page🖖🏽

A photo of my mom leaning over to inspect a scary-looking mannequin. The sculpture is herself bent at the hips and reaches forward with one arm pathetically as if to say “free me from my plaster prison”

A photo of my mom leaning over to inspect a scary-looking mannequin. The sculpture is herself bent at the hips and reaches forward with one arm pathetically as if to say “free me from my plaster prison”

A black armchair made of leather but has the effect of being made of plastic garbage bags with floppy cushions that are squared off at the corners. Also a very flat lounge chair in the same style.

A black armchair made of leather but has the effect of being made of plastic garbage bags with floppy cushions that are squared off at the corners. Also a very flat lounge chair in the same style.

A smoked glass table with six chairs. The chairs have extremely narrow, tall backs and have a shiny black finish. You can almost hear Harry Belafonte in the distance

A smoked glass table with six chairs. The chairs have extremely narrow, tall backs and have a shiny black finish. You can almost hear Harry Belafonte in the distance

A shelf containing a semi-realistic owl sculpture and behind it a very abstract owl sculpture. The abstract sculpture is made of wood and almost flat like a silhouette and it’s very haunting. The ear tufts look like horns and the perfectly round eye holes make it look like Mothman

A shelf containing a semi-realistic owl sculpture and behind it a very abstract owl sculpture. The abstract sculpture is made of wood and almost flat like a silhouette and it’s very haunting. The ear tufts look like horns and the perfectly round eye holes make it look like Mothman

Went antiquing this weekend where we encountered:

A cursed mannequin
Tim Burton’s living room
Tim Burton’s dining room
The actual Mothman

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I say that I have a factory-installed vagina whilst my trans sisters have those nice new speciality models - fancy after-market accessories!

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Burt Gummer

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Oh that one’s just called Ten Forward 😆

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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people in a church . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people in a church .

When it happens…

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We’re part of the STARFLEET International org! Our chapter is based in Kalamazoo, but you’re welcome to join us from anyplace (even out of the US )

We have book club, Starfleet Attack Wing, and catch a movie together once a month.

Send our captain a message here:

www.facebook.com/p/The-Sark-A...

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I love him. So much.

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Wonderful crossover!

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A selfie in front of a highway sign that reads RAMPS ADOPTED BY 
USS CUTTY SARK 
STARFLEET INTL. FAN CLUB
I’m wearing a blue knit cap with a Snorlax icon and a hi vis vest. I’m making a Vulcan salute 🖖🏽

A selfie in front of a highway sign that reads RAMPS ADOPTED BY USS CUTTY SARK STARFLEET INTL. FAN CLUB I’m wearing a blue knit cap with a Snorlax icon and a hi vis vest. I’m making a Vulcan salute 🖖🏽

A wider shot of some of the crew of the USS Cutty Sark next to the same sign. We’re all wearing hi vis vests and making the 🖖🏽

A wider shot of some of the crew of the USS Cutty Sark next to the same sign. We’re all wearing hi vis vests and making the 🖖🏽

Highway cleanup with my crew! The USS Cutty Sark representing in Kalamazoo, Michigan 🖖🏽

We have but one mother earth let’s clean her up!

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Omg yaaas the first time I saw this brand (might have been British Bake-Off actually?) I snorted

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Photo of my backyard with a large maple tree and small lilac bush just starting to leaf out. You can see the garden, grill, and garage. It’s misty

Photo of my backyard with a large maple tree and small lilac bush just starting to leaf out. You can see the garden, grill, and garage. It’s misty

Misty morning

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Yaaaaay! 👽

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Oooh is it still going? Is Ryan Coogler directing? I’d love to see X-Files done in his style 💜

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a man with blonde hair and a beard says i 'm a hot little potato right now . ALT: a man with blonde hair and a beard says i 'm a hot little potato right now .

Do me a favor and lose 5 pounds like NOW!!!

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Excellent choice of character!

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I sold out but more are on the way from my printer! I will keep these in stock until Etsy delists them for being fanart 😅

(And then I’ll just post them on my private site, so don’t worry about missing out!)

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A sticker design that shows a canadian goose with it's wings outstretched, a rainbow behind them while they cover and protect 8 tiny goslings, each brightly coloured in different pride flag colours. From left to right, Nonbinary, Bi, Lesbian, Ace, Trans, Pan, Gay, Intersex. Of course there are more flags than I can fit, so I am sorry if yours isn't present and please know that you are valid and loved and intended to be represented here! Writing reads "New sticker incoming! Partial proceeds to human rights / LGBTQ+ Orgs. $150 Donated!"

A sticker design that shows a canadian goose with it's wings outstretched, a rainbow behind them while they cover and protect 8 tiny goslings, each brightly coloured in different pride flag colours. From left to right, Nonbinary, Bi, Lesbian, Ace, Trans, Pan, Gay, Intersex. Of course there are more flags than I can fit, so I am sorry if yours isn't present and please know that you are valid and loved and intended to be represented here! Writing reads "New sticker incoming! Partial proceeds to human rights / LGBTQ+ Orgs. $150 Donated!"

🪿Restocked these "Protect" #charity stickers! Partial proceeds gets split between @aclu.org & Rainbow Railroad.

Canadian addresses only atm, but watch the page for an international re-release later! ko-fi.com/temrin/shop

#BSNM #LGBT #LGBTQIA2S #Gosling #CanadianGoose #Goose #Cute #AnimalArt

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Many years ago, I did Barracuda in a public karaoke bar in Japan. I’m not saying I did it :well: but the group of salarymen in the corner applauded loudly 🥰

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Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Tasha and Data from TNG.

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Tasha and Data from TNG.

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Worf, Riker, and Tuvok from DS9, TNG, and Voyager

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Worf, Riker, and Tuvok from DS9, TNG, and Voyager

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Picard, Gowron, and Janeway from TNG & Voy

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Picard, Gowron, and Janeway from TNG & Voy

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Q, Guinan, and Lon Suder from TNG & VOY

Photo of an art print from my project the Trek Deck. My illustrations are Star Trek characters framed as Tarot cards. This set features Q, Guinan, and Lon Suder from TNG & VOY

I got to do something really cool with the Trek Deck. One of my fans collaborated with me on setting up some custom arrangements of her favorite cards!

Photos aren’t great but it’s really neat to see these blown up to a full size.

I’m happy to do more of these 🖖🏽

#TrekSky

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I’m not a writer but I’m married to one and yeah “said” is booooring.

Why use said when there’s:

Exclaimed
Spat
Sighed
Agreed
Blurted
Offered
Whined
Admitted
Consoled
Interjected
Huffed
Shouted
Asked
Yelled
Proposed

Of course “said” is standard but there’s so many ways to put FLAVOR on it

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My wife - “Why are you showing our friend our cats butthole?”

Me - “Because I know he’ll appreciate it”

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😆 too true!

Brussels sprouts are destined for the grill in my house. I thought I didn’t like them until I had them grilled/oven baked

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The Star Trek Cookbook by Ethan Phillips and William J Birnes

The Star Trek Cookbook by Ethan Phillips and William J Birnes

The Star Trek Cookbook with Ethan Phillips! I just got it from a mutual friend and it’s very charming. Tapatio hot hands to you all this fine day 🖖🏽

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Photo of page 119 of the official Star Trek cookbook from 1999, featuring a description of Parthas à la Yuta

Photo of page 119 of the official Star Trek cookbook from 1999, featuring a description of Parthas à la Yuta

Photo of page 120 of the official Star Trek cookbook from 1999, featuring a description of Parthas à la Yuta

Photo of page 120 of the official Star Trek cookbook from 1999, featuring a description of Parthas à la Yuta

I mean surely y’all have seen this by now but just in case, the officially licensed recipe for Parthas à la Yuta @newbiestartrek.bsky.social

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Oh his face is just ASKING for a kiss 🥰

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I love this 🥰

Thank you, Lucy!

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a man is leaning against a wall while another man holds an ice cream cone in his hand . ALT: a man is leaning against a wall while another man holds an ice cream cone in his hand .
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A wonderfully silly episode full of fun tricks

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Me doing my best Korben Dallas impression. I’m standing against a bright red/orange wall. My hair has been bleached and fluffed up and I’m wearing green contacts. I have on an orange tank top and I’m holding a multiphase prop

Me doing my best Korben Dallas impression. I’m standing against a bright red/orange wall. My hair has been bleached and fluffed up and I’m wearing green contacts. I have on an orange tank top and I’m holding a multiphase prop

One of my favorite films!

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A hastily-taken, slightly blurry close up of a nest from a pair of house finches. There are 4 eggs in the middle, light colored with a hint of blue and delicate brown speckles

A hastily-taken, slightly blurry close up of a nest from a pair of house finches. There are 4 eggs in the middle, light colored with a hint of blue and delicate brown speckles

They’re at it again 🥰

House finches colonized our door wreath last year and I’m happy to see they’ve come back

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