what exactly is lane kiffin bringing to the table?

he will not be missed

lol i forgot about george santos

cam skattebo is the new skibidi toilet

The Olympic Committee should award me a gold medal for pooping my pants. I've earned it.

gotta pace myself on the pumpkin spice until candy cane season roles around

the term sports car doesn't make any sense

like if someone asked you what's sports you're into and you said "cars" they would rightfully just turn around and walk away

i haven't even shut down my phone in like 27 months

i haven't even shut down my phone in like 27 months

waiting for the album next drop

Now That's What I Call Obama - 127

a cat is like a subscription service that was free to sign up for but over time is expensive af

the argument that trump humiliated america in his UN speech ignores the fact that he made it a joke a long time ago

cold beans on a friday night

how did it end up like this?

lol remember having rights?

they're going to replace kimmel with a 1 hour infomercial for trump steaks

oh boy sure love the direction everything is going right now

I've definitely added Tom to mine this season 🍰🥰

#TeamTom

how about we try just living in precedented times for a change

we are all jerry on this blessed day

never wrote a picture huh?

“if you hate you’ll never get laid” is one of the funniest signs i’ve seen considering she has a song called “never getting laid.” in sabrina carpenter we trust

tom hanks is america's beloved grandpa at this point and you have to be a special kind of crazy to not like him

cold beans on a friday night

all in favor of department of war what is it good for raise your hand

a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes . ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .

me pretty much every time i check the news now

a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes . ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .

me pretty much every time i check the news now

and of course running away from your state when it's in a crisis, can't forget that one

the only exercise Ted Cruz ever gets is failed presidential runs