i'd be so ashamed i'd happily do so and insist you take the leftovers

Six Different Ways
Just Like Heaven
Inbetween Days
Catch
Lullaby
Boys Don't Cry
Burn
Never Enough
Mint Car

I could go on and on

chrome robot lady in a pink swimsuit by 80s Japanese artist Sorayama

that movie wasted the perfect opportunity to turn Lewis into a Sorayama style ladycop so she could continue to be Murph's partner forever

this is what drives me nuts about generation wars. People act like boomers are universally greedy xenophobes but among you are the people who marched for gay rights, black rights, womens rights, and against Vietnam.

Listening to the dollop you'd never guess he went to college

Pixels? Or Ready Player One? I haven't seen either of them. Or maybe Guardians.

in the early 90s that magazine represented my career goals and then the special effects industry vanished before I could get there

i imagine it behaved like a fridge on a skateboard

Is that Dona Spier? I've seen every Sidaris movie but don't recognise that scene

I was having a real hard time thinking of one, but this is the one.

4, and the battery lasted about 15 minutes and a junkie tried to stab me with a needle for it.

I love it myself, though it does kind of read like you're missing a lung.

the artwork is imaginary. This is the rotting corpse of art stolen from artists.

I have more respect for a dude on a mule than on a horse, just like I have more respect for a dude in a Kei truck than an F350. That's big dick energy.

no it isn't. It's still just more AI shit and I won't clap like an idiot for it. I fucking hate the trump regime but the people profiting from AI are all trump supporting capitalist monsters. Don't casually permit its continued growth.

Maybe I haven't done quite enough drugs because you'd have a hard time convincing me that anything on the planet willfully chose to disguise itself as it's environment. I just can't see a bug going "guys I just had the best idea". I hope that was the case though. Props to that bug.

oh shit! Finally Moon2: Replicant Boogaloo

they should have made a sequel to The Thing starring Columbo called Just One More Thing where he absolutely without a doubt identifies who is the thing at the end.

I'm sure that's a huge factor but i think conservatives could support a woman if she appealed enough. Not conservative men, but the women could be swayed to secretly vote against their husbands and dads, and that would be enough. Dolly Parton could win conservative womens votes.

but she lost based on the electoral college because she wasn't likeable enough to hillbillies. If she'd convinced enough farmers to win a rural state or two that would have done it. Those red state voters are exactly the types who vote on their feelings rather than a candidates record.

and all units of measurement. I want to see dudes online bragging about their penis length in snails rather than inches.

accidents, not tricks. The fact evolution occurs by pure dumb luck is the most amazing thing about it. If you're the guy who was harder to spot among the sticks you don't get eaten so you have kids with those genes, and on and on for generations until your whole species is that.

I genuinely thought they were little sticks and that this was going to be a story about baby beavers training on little sticks.

lol, pathetic. I didn't cost you that election. I'm explaining why she wasn't overwhelmingly loved and you act like I spit in your mothers mouth. Looking at your feed i'd guess we're actrually pretty similar people and yet here you are being childish because you simp for Hillary and I don't. Grow up

You think I'm happy about that? For now it's the only functional option and I'll abandon it the second there's a reasonable alternative. Notice we're discussing this on bluesky, not twitter. Anyway if you're right about Hillary she'll win and if I'm right she'll lose. Let's see how that went.

i'm talking about his actual corpse, not a robot replica

this conversation began when you accused me of judging candidates like romantic partners and then insisting that a persons likeability has zero bearing on their electability, so I don't give a fuck how you perceive me because your perception is deranged.

you know what else makes people likeable? Warmth. Obama was warm. Carter was warm. Harris was warm. Bernie is warm. Even that idiot Reagan was warm and beloved for it, but Hillary is ice cold.

Funny because one of the qualities i like least about her is that she's awfully white. Like white as hell.

you act like people don't have any history before they appear in said ads. As if she wasn't a public figure for 20 years already.