'Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple's chief executive officer, and hardware engineering chief John Ternus is set to take over.' (Sept 1st, 2026) www.macrumors.com/2026/04/20/t...
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but the pizza was SO good…
tbh this is what I was thinking as well lol. There used to be a pizza place near my apartment that I could’ve sworn was mobbed up. Weird hours, surly staff, and sometimes I’d try to walk in and one of the guys would run out and go “whoa HEY pal you can’t come in today, we’re having a meetin’!”
He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...
Why is it that Democratic politicians are always doing this thing where they legitimize right-wing caricatures of Democrats?
Which Democrats are referring to people in prison as the "justice involved population?" That's just not a thing any elected official is saying.
the amount of compute a website can squander is rediculous
please stop vibecoding your website bsky
advances in compute are bested only by the capacity of management to force programmers to squander it
Screen shot of nice inch nails album nice inch noize
I’m I am not longer depressed
His pronunciation of "de-TAIL-éd" is sending me, lol
On the anniversary of Tim Curry’s birth I would just like to say that there are few actors who are as good as him at putting exactly the right amount of unhinged overacting and camp into a role to make it memorable.
The man is quite literally an acting genius and we are all better for knowing him.
some n64 faves
[ #rsk_art ]
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
April 18 1998, Mystical Ninja starring Goemon debuted on the N64 in PAL territories!
The games opening theme is sung by the "Prince of Anime & Tokusatsu Songs" Hironobu Kageyama!
His impressive credits also include Bakuman, YuGiOh! Duel Monsters GX, Sonic X, Street Fighter II V and many, many more!
"Let's watch Resident Evil speedruns"
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#mutualaid for a friend!
Oh hey look, it’s my personal nightmare scenario!
Aw yiss, Bluesky is back up right on time for some good ole fashioned revenge bedtime procrastination
The thing about “vibe coding” is that even if the problem with your app isn’t caused by it — as the B'sky top brass will surely claim — as soon as you admit that your app is wholly or partly vibe coded it has the AI stink upon it, and that will color your interactions with your user base forever
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr
1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
One of life’s greatest unsolved mysteries.
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
A screenshot of an email from Twitch that says “Congrats! You’ve been sent a gift sub. You are now subbed to /xprayz.” There is a large, white “Watch now” button towards the top. In the middle, a cringing white man’s face — presumably xprayz himself — stares out from a circular portrait hole.
99% of the emails I get from Twitch these days are notifications that I have received gift subs to channels that I feel confident I’ve never ever watched
Like, no shade to xprayz, I know nothing about him — but who the fuck is xprayz???
Kojima: I first met Matsuno at the 1998 Tokyo Fantastic International Movie Festival. I was standing in line to see the premiere of Vampires at the Shibuya Parthenon… I was waiting on that spiral staircase there for 8 almost hours. (laughs) Matsuno: That’s right. I never imagined I’d meet you at a place like that! Kojima: We talked movies on that staircase for hours. You said you didn’t mind waiting if it was a movie you really wanted to see. I guessed then, that here’s a guy with the same DNA as me. (laughs) (Translation by Shmuplations)
Hideo Kojima and Yasumi Matsuno (FF Tactics, Tactics Ogre, Vagrant Story) first met while waiting in a long line to see John Carpenter's Vampires on opening night.
That one conquest meme
Again, if you have a Substack, the best time to switch away was months ago -- but today's the second best time.
1 Screenshots from the movie "Casino Royale" (2006): First, a close-up of an open British passport lying on top of various documents, showing the identity page for James Bond, listing his nationality as British citizen, date of birth as 13 April 1968, and place of birth as Berlin, with a serious portrait of him and the name signed below.
Apr 13th 1968 - James Bond, agent of the British Secret Service, was born.
📽️📅 Casino Royale (2006)
To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially