Her name is Ofsteve

Many thought Marie Kondo was insisting on spare minimalism, when really she just suggested you only keep and display the things you love and need, and consider more carefully what belongs in that curated collection. People with rooms full of stuff with the tags still on felt attacked.

Clears it up a lot.

Skeeted my first banger today! Oh the feeling.

Except there’s no halftime show in baseball so it would have to be seventh inning stretch.

Hahaha. Yes! And Taylor Swift sings the national anthem while Everybody Kneels!

Nice. Even more normal and before-times-coded. But the pope is a baseball guy so he gets to decide.

What if we rebranded motherhood as #Multitaskmaxxing ?

My son gave me this for Christmas a few years back. A collectors item someday…

We use normal words to convey normal ideas. This insane phrase is as strange to me as “corner store” is to the felon POTUS

Read American history, especially Civil War, when blood was shed here. Also the progressive era, and New Deal, for the realization that smart people can do good things quickly. Howard Zinn for an overview, Eric Foner for civwar, reconstruction. We’ve faced so much so far. Not hopeless.

But why X? I mean is he on all the platforms or?

So talk like a person. Talk about real things real people talk about. We don’t talk about how we talk. We talk about stuff like war and healthcare and how absolutely aghast we are that this is happening and our elected officials are doing this dumb shit instead of helping constituents in real time.

Making me consider the Catholic Church the lesser of two evil pedophile protection organizations is messing with my brain. But the church has at least done a little bit of mea culpa. And peace is a good thing. Jesus does offer some solid advice, the other pedos got nothing. So. Bleak ass timeline…

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Kash Patel is the lettuce now.

Everything about him is rancid. It’s the perfect word

I can’t imagine Mamdani’s team isn’t already working on it. Especially when Obama’s posts echoed the phrase. Which is an instant classic. Bring on the merch! We want lunchboxes!

Oh man, yes! The dude is basically my dad with more money. It’s an endless cycle of PTSD

I’m pretty sure they told the Idiot King that the Jesus image he posted had been “doctored” and he processed that through his built-in dumdum translator. Like how he thinks people seeking “asylum” have all come from insane asylums. Oh the stupidity!

“Never again a country without consequences!” Thinking about getting this tattooed on my forehead.

I feel like we’re about to start finding out how many people can get thrown under a bus whose wheels are also coming off.

This could be the Mac Daddy of Big Macs.

I don’t think this idea has legs.

I’m beginning to lean into the theory that we slipped into a parallel universe when David Bowie died.

Mike Lawler. He could use some of JDs fine stumping skills.

My dad brought his with him when he fled in 56. With the hole in the middle. We used to play with it when we were kids

My dad was one of them. He fled to America after Stalin’s tanks arrived in Budapest. He would have been so proud today.

Following every Hungarian account I can find. Joymaxxing

JD Vance is like Velcro for failure. Everything sticks.