IKEA has an ingenious, thoughtful system for everything under the sun - other than shipping you the stuff you bought

Start with a copy of stan tekiela’s Birds of (insert your state here). We’ve got a few of them. Super easy to reference and they break down identifying different types in a way that’s easy to understand

After many years of abstinence, we’ve been on a big fridge cig kick lately via those teeny tiny cans

Headline from The Guardian: Traders placed over $1 billion in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on?

Yeah geez weird impossible to know I guess

Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash

If you’re in a bad mood just read the lyrics to Fergalicious out loud

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

This right here is some good internettin’

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

Today would be a good day for an online shoe company to make fun of AI pivots

Do people ever ask themselves, why, on this beautiful planet, they are spending time defending a system where 12 billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 4.5 billion people

Pretty sure I saw the Gravy Naps at Hank’s Saloon in 2015

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

Ah yes, blockade the ships you claim we’re getting a cut of fees from. Fees started by Iran in response to your bombing. In the strait you say we don’t need and that is also open and that we won the war by opening it even though it’s not open but it was open before you started bombing.

"The dust you leave me in will settle."

TikTok, Twitter, Facebook, Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, CBS, and CNN all have Trump-aligned owners. Here’s why US media has a liberal bias problem.

Public services do not lose money. They cost money. On purpose. To help people.

Also, without googling it, I bet USPS is nowhere near the top 10 in government departments/agencies/bodies in operating cost.

Nothing stops Dems dead in their tracks from taking a popular moral stance like the alluring possibility of modest election gains by sticking to milquetoast messaging

I agree with Trump on exactly one thing: JD Vance does suck

I do the exact same thing and am instantly hit with “oh yeah that’s why I left. People here want me dead.”

Everything he does sucks. He sucks at everything. He is good at nothing.

Somewhere deep in the bowels of the capital a democrat is putting real blood, sweat, and tears into what will one day be called the most strongly worded letter in human history

There are a disappointing number of people somehow incapable of imagining the true scale of horror and carnage that even a “small” nuclear weapon would inflict. That or they’re just saying things for clicks. Not sure one is worse in this case.

wwiii is bad but the boss wants to get handsy once in a while so tough call

So Trump is threatening to kill “an entire civilization” in the name of a war for which he can articulate exactly zero justifications. Got it. If only anyone else in the government was alive to see this.

Just remembered the thing I just forgot please clap

Austerity is economic and ideological. You remove people from having to pay their share, you remove their vested interest in society.

It’s alienating, by design, and contributes to further decay of any social good.

I’m going 50,000+ residents. Less than that is a town.

A bit pedantic but I would argue neither Gallup nor Shiprock are technically cities!