I take one personal break from work per YEAR.

It is next week.

I am so damn excited to do something other than work for a few days. I'm hoping to spend it all writing and calling my publisher for updates!

But also, I haven't played MonHun in a bit...

BY GOD IT'S GORDI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

A copy of Dwarves of Kadaz: Revolution and a bonus sticker sheet that came with it!

If you've ever heard me yap about my favorite writers, you'll know why I'm excited to have this.

But now you ALSO know that I have a terrible camera! So today's a learning experience!

(Congrats again @mookiebean.bsky.social on the successful Kickstarter!)

Universe, you've failed me for the last time.

When I served, the food on my base was shipped to the galley in frozen boxes marked "only suitable for prisoners and military," and most of it was covered in mold that we had to scrape off before the cooks would touch it.

It still looked better than this. What the fuck.

Now universe, I'm just saying. My birthday is this week, and you really ain't done fuck all for me in a bit.

Sure would be nice if it happens this week. As a little birthday treat.

I hope someone great in their lives loses them

It was implied

I AIN'T GIVING UP ANY OF THIS. Oxford commas, em dashes, ways of speaking—NO! These are things inherent to proper writing! I'm not giving them up!

THESE THINGS ARE NOT INDICATIVE OF AI, PEOPLE.

I just got bitched at for not working hard enough.

I was at work for 13.5 hours straight. One restroom break, nothing else. No lunch. And that's been my schedule almost every day this year.

Fuck this capitalist hell.

Really hope it happens tonight!

This was a great way to spend the day. Productive, too!

Fun fact/spoiler!

One of the earliest chapters of my second book (WIP) opens with a chess game between who you would assume to be the best chess player and who you would assume to be the worst.

My wife even commissioned @colecartoons.bsky.social to make this after we had the idea!

I'm sorry.

I cannot seem to connect to online play since the February patches started. Has anyone else been getting communication errors? I haven't been able to resolve them and I'd really like to get back into the game. #Monsterhunterwilds #monhun

Also behold the abomination that is my hunter

I see a future where these evil nerds are feeding worms and we never again have to suffer their ridiculous attempts to justify the meaningless lives they wasted failing to develop something worthless that no one wanted to exist in the first place.

They can finally relate to their parents then.

Been working 12-14 hour days every day this year so far. So tired. Haven't had time for much, but there's some potential progress with my publishing efforts coming in the next couple of months

Nothing set in stone yet, but fingers crossed I'll have something out this year.

My hunter chilling with her palico

Went digging through screenshots and found this.

I love #MonHun.

#monsterhunter #wilds

There's a lot of material out there that I find repulsive, stuff I'd rather not see.

But my opinion is not law. The world should not bow to my interests nor anyone else's. As long as the material consists only of consenting adults, people should be able to express themselves.

Reject censorship.

I'm 10,000% ready for the age of Pathfinder to begin

[OC Comic] Mon hun bows

The stealth archer archetype is infamous for popping up independently in many different games, and just generally just stays as far away as possible while plinking at their enemies. Not mon hun bows tho. They're basically melee weapons with how close they are lol.

Your art never fails to impress. Really amazing stuff!

OF COURSE I had to draw this with Sevatar and Pike!! 💙🖤
I would be a fool not to!

Are you making sure to switch between fire and dragon element weapons? If you are, are you playing primarily with players who might not be?

To each their own of course, but personally I haven't had trouble with Gog using these and I love the fight.

I may be working every waking hour of every day and not seeing my friends and missing what few social activities I engage in and neglecting my health, but at least my creative pursuits are ALSO going nowhere because I have no time or energy to dedicate to them!

FUCK
OFF
CAPITALISM
I WANT TO LIVE

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

Hope they all die tonight.

drawing of a blue skinned, green haired genie wearing a bikini, jumping out of a large cake

Happy 12th birthday to the webcomic Marid!! 🎂🎉
give it a read here: marid.thecomicstrip.org

Griha belongs to @hiss-graphics.bsky.social ! ♥️

Levels 1-4 might suck, but they will be the levels your party likes you the most.

I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

HUZZAH

I worked 14 straight hours without a break today.

I DON'T CARE.

MONHUN UPDATED.

AT ARKVELD DOES FLIPS AND IS AMAZING.

PRAISE MONHUN. IT IS TO DIE FOR. IT IS WORTH LIVING FOR.

I might be losing it a little.