i have $2,049.64 in an account somewhere and they are acting like it’s the fucking nuclear codes. i’m not even tall enough to ride the ride where is my express pass idk this metaphor got away from me

i worked all day and then had therapy and then i spent time trying to transfer my 401k and being a responsible adult is exhausting

i kept focusing on the path/hoboken part of my commute before i started doing it because of the “reverse” of it all and completely forgot the majority of my trip will always be on the extremely packed L

if your attention span is so wrecked that you can’t even navigate subway stairs without also scrolling through reels maybe you should just die

it is a very nice perk that whenever i’ve had a long ass hoboken day, i can treat myself on my way out to some personal care items from the company store at a steep discount. a responsible shoppies trip!!!

salted caramel matcha!!!

i hate that. also i miss getting to decorate my little area if i’m being forced to come in :(

there’s not assigned desks at the office and the dash to claim one is very toxic and i don’t like it lmao

still didn’t really like the pitt this season except when it was funny, still think them having to be told that robby is a misogynist is so absurd it ruins the whole thing, but that karaoke scene was great pandering to me personally lol

omg lol

I KNEW THAT WAS ANN DOWD I KNEW IT

i’m so glad this show is going out on a high

i knew the jesse mccartney moment was coming because i saw a lovely red carpet interview he did about it but it was even cuter than i could have imagined 😭

robby hoffman on hacks is just too perfect. she doesn’t waste a single syllable

happy 420 i just washed my hair and now i’m ripping the bong and watching my tiktoks until i decide i want to eat something

i am so divorced from the world of literature i saw this and went thriftbooks? my thriftbooks? where i buy my lizzie mcguire DVDs?

i wanted a shirt too and even though i’m a rich bitch now i decided to be reasonable

I CAN FINALLY GET MY HAT

she sent me a 20 min voice note and my jaw was on the floor the entire listen i knew that bitch was good

i got a “general energy check” from one of my favorite tiktok girlies and she used cards to chat with my spirit team and i didn’t want to ask a specific question and what i would have asked came through so insanely clearly and accurately in the craziest details and i am shooketh

i can’t believe i got to see the mall drag best miss mamshe

i did not eat enough today but at least one of the things i ate was hot cheeto dusted fried cheese curds

i wish i had another day before it was monday and specifically this monday

sasha colby i love you so bad

CONFIDENT??????????

oh thank god

AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME????????

only put a card wallet in my bag for the flamer party and then i realized i need all my cash so i can make it rain on sasha colby

i really wish it was warm and sunny today 😭

my favorite electrolytes are on sale so i got two new canisters. one of my all time favorite and then one fun new flavor to add to my rotation. science!