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Oh lord, there goes my back again.

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I’ll never understand how this is physically possible 🤷‍♂️ like does he even pause for breath?????

I know I’ve always wanted to be railed in a cubicle whilst someone’s arse explodes next door.

Do you need me to kill someone for you?

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Guys, thank Gemini. All I did was ask it to put drag makeup on me.

I haven’t worn makeup like that in years.

Always welcome x

Just a light shave. Nothing fancy x

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If only you were here to abuse me instead.

It’s okay. I’m sure Starmer will do something about it once someone tells him.

Go and eat yer dairylea dunkers and shush

Have you fixed all the crooked pictures in your flat yet???

Makes a change from cum I suppose 🤷‍♂️

It’s so hard being beautiful 🥺

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I loved the film

Okay x

Toby is all like “I’ve been abandoned again, where are you father”

I HATE CYNDI LAUPER

Happy Tuesday doll xx

She’s very festive. A touch of Frankie Howard too.

😂 I just asked Gemini to remove my brows. They’re still there 😂

Just disappointed 😞