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He says, like he has no or even less than 50% agency in the dispensing. As I said to @beeso.bsky.social early in this week’s ep, you did this to you open.spotify.com/playlist/3ZN...
Another heavy week of unpleasant computer touching (non-recreational) in my future, for which I’d really just like to listen to a shitload of Truckfighters again. However, the almighty tripping balls Pez dispenser of new music has instead sent me three solo female artists of varying denominations
Discovered in post-ep production research that the golfer-names Lisa Simpson soundalike folkie is actually a bit-part actress (credits include American Pie 2) from Oregon in her late 40s. This knowledge somehow makes the album even less impressive an achievement
This week in new music:
- 🇸🇪 fuzzlords Truckfighters, "the best band that ever existed" (J. Homme, 2011)
- 🇺🇸 folkie Morgan Nagler, who is not a golfer
- 🇨🇦 experimentalists Holy Fuck, who are difficult to reference in shownotes
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Put tape on, go outside and play backyard cricket for 20 minutes, come back in and play Test Drive 2 - The Duel
Ticket pricing is taking the ever loving piss though. Get all the way fucked with $130+ day passes, it's a taxi race yacunce
Fuel crisis be damned I might yet get to this
Chringe Miss
We used to flat riverside in Brisbane early 00s, across the street was an architect’s who had a semi abandoned DS17 or 19 slouched out the front. Part algal and never seemed to move. It fielded at mid off for our driveway cricket. Good people, always threw the ball back
Albo’s taking the Prado down the coast this weekend, thats what
Bring back Citroen DS saggy arse
Remember, even though he’s retired from the NBA, never Google #NeverGoogle. Also, music!
the most important thing here is that Hungary has elected a guy whose name translates to Peter Hungarian. The Democratic Party must find a guy named Steve American and run him in 2028
This week on tripping balls:
- Black metal from Hellripper, cinematic indie pop from Telenova and heroically stupid punk from Surfbort
- The Filo diaspora, Gozer, 10 hour roadies, playing Operation on hard mode and #NeverGoogle
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I'm a sexy ass bitch in a world gone mad #earworm
Orange kumara are wet shite. Red or golden kumara, that's the areas
A list I found in a very old folder of files (not mine!). It’s a list probably from 2000s of text speak terms. It reads: Words in full Abbreviations or SMS language As far as I know AFAIK Love LUV Thanks THNX or THX Today 2day Before B4 Have a nice day HAND See you CU So what's your problem? SWYP At @ Tears in my eyes TIME Sealed with a kiss SWAK Chicks CHX Great GR8 Keep it simple, stupid KISS Such a laugh SAL At the moment ATM What Are You Doing WYD Where Are You At WYA Stop What Your Doing SWYD By The Way BTW You're on your own YOYO As soon as possible ASAP Oh My God OMG Hugs and Kisses HAK or XOXO Laughing out Loud LOL Rolling On The Floor ROTF Loving the weather today LTWT or LWT or LW
OMG SWYD ASAP, 2day I found this GR8 guide to communicating circa the millennium. HAND all, I hope U been LTWT, LOL
ROFLMFAO
Up there with the official tractor brand of Manchester United
My time to shine
Nope architects are useless and their pet engineers are worse
Whatever the opposite of a timeline cleanse is called..
Your lot can take 11 weeks of sick leave and still qualify for end of year bonuses? I want to work for you
So like a job then. Like my job, and yours.
this U.S. war is myrrhder
"Race communism": what Carmelo Ezpeleta calls the MSMA's demands for revenue sharing in MotoGP.
I also think Dwight was a flog
Ending word limits on social platforms was one of society’s biggest mistakes.
The Guardian: Behind this door is the huge fatberg that can't stop depositing poo balls on Sydney's beaches
The Graun doorstopped Sandilands?