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Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax
NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty
My grandfather.
@deptofwar.bsky.social Sec Hegseth, my grandfather served in WW2. He carried a piece of paper in his pocket the whole time, on which he wrote his favorite Bible verse. It'd mean so much if you could recite this verse at your next speech:
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." — Jesus Christ
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
Damn Sam Altman is allegedly a sociopath? That’s crazy. You’d never be able to tell the second you looked in his eyes.
If the shawarma costs more than $20 stay away
I wrote about how the Hasan Piker drama serves as a proxy fight between centrists and the left, and how it exposes the real priorities of Democrats like Cory Booker.
I bet he's a big deal at Kalshi
🚨 Season 2 of D20: On a Bus begins RIGHT NOW! 🚨
🚌 Starring Dragon Master Katie Marovitch and her people: Jasmine Bhullar, Aabria Iyengar, Matthew Mercer, and Brennan Lee Mulligan!
#Dimension20
If I hear an ope in the wild I know allies are near
Did your "ope" develop when you were growing up, or did you acquire it after moving away? I never thought the ope-sphere extended west past Minnesota
Everyone remembers The Cool Zone but my favorite Sean Moorhead bit was when he formulated a post that was complimentary but very marginally critical of a K-pop star in a way to drive stan twitter insane and they spent a solid day melting down at him. It was like advanced math.
Putting Irony Partition Failure here for posterity
"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life
Writing advice: "kill your darlings"
A Utah woman: ok.
Billion dollar race teams MacGuyvering rotating rear wings, running teenage drivers. Going to be wild (everyone should subscribe to Defector, btw) defector.com/an-exquisite...
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
One of my senators (D) went on TV and framed the problem with Trump's decision to launch an unprovoked assault on another country as entirely about process. She agrees with the carnage, she just wishes she would have been consulted about it first. Sorry to be a bit bummed out by that, I guess.
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
Spencer I have a well maintained for WRX I'll sell you for cheap, never been vaped in
Completely shocked that she divorced you king
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood
(I am not incredibly knowledgeable about drone maneuvering)
Since the path is fixed and you know what route and speed it will be flying every time, do you think they just automated it?
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead