No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

Pokemon game that says “Pikachu noticed the weed”

Been Hard at work this Holiday 😭 At least once all the works done I’ll be able to celebrate

🤭 we hit that pivotal moment when a guy comes up and asks if you’re dating and we both looked at each other like 👀 until I said “kinda?, we’re seeing each other” and then made out on the dance floor

EEEK! Maybe??? I don’t wanna Jinx it but he stayed over again last night after joining my friends out at the bar and we went out to lunch and discussed like stealing hoodies???

OH MY GODDDDDD?????

Texting is SO much work too!

Guy that I’ve been seeing met my friends last night and they all seemed to enjoy him 🤭

Am I going to be in a boyfriend era here soon???

Barbie with a flaming cigarette saying “I’m done healing, it’s time for revenge”

AND WHY DO THEY TAKE SO LONG TO REVEAL SUCH THINGS?!

Everyone could have been saved the time and emotional energy by saying this UP FRONT

Hungover today but have to get chores done 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Maybe I’m getting too old to close out the bars and then take everyone home

Me last night before a shower

Me this morning after doing my hair ft. Dick root

Last Night | This Morning

I keep debating on if I ACTUALLY need a haircut or if I like it this length

Seeing the drag race finale at a bar tonight EXCEPT I haven’t seen any of this entire season 🫣

Can’t wait to make snap judgements based only on the finale

New Apartment is ALMOST secured, and it looks like it’s RIGHT next to my current one so I might not even need a moving truck???

BUT I might only have 2 days to move because of a trip to Dallas 😵‍💫

Roomie got a great opportunity which means she has to move to a different state and I’m lowkey looking into getting a place by myself??

Left work early because I physically was trying to focus and my headache paired with lights was making me ill 😫

Now I’m home relaxing and trying to figure out what caused a mild migraine???

Right right, which I keep reminding myself of 🫣 It’s new to me I guess

I’ve actually met the love of my life several times he just didn’t like me much

I’ve let my hair get SUPER long but it’s also to a point that I really like it???? 😫

At what point does the messy mullet get TOO messy and need a chop??? Maybe next week??

Messy Hair, Messy Bed, slight smile, just need a boy in my lap and I’d be fulfilled

Me a second later, still messy but smiling less because I can’t see as well without my glasses

Wait…these photos I took before bed last night kinda hit 🤭

Got stressed about finances and quickly planned out the next 6 months financially 😅😅😅😅

Dog gnawing at his enclosure. Hes me for real

Date for tonight’s been confirmed

I don’t wanna work anymore

Just bought tickets to see Hadestown again 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Putting on a fake foreskin prosthetic and ripping it off like a drag queen wig reveal during sex

I KNEW it!! 😫

I refuse to change though

Kirby saying I want kiss

Oh no….i think getting regular kisses is making me need them MORE frequently??? Am I a KISSING FIEND???

Helping my dad change the brakes on my car and do an oil change, but really he’s doing all the work and I’m sometimes grabbing tools for him 🤭

I too would want to be a Compsognathus and attack John Hammond for creating me

Something about seeing a guy wearing my clothes really get me feral

Spoke it into existence and he came over to just makeout and cuddle because I was having an allergic reaction🫣

That’s so real 😭 Maybe Pokemon is helping to recharge your creativity?? (That’s what I’ve been telling myself as I keep playing)

Cocktail and Pokemon for SURE

🫣 Not sure what words are the in blanks, but everything I’ve put in there sounds great 😈