Update on the Tomodachi Life Vandhams: X's Vandham has a crush on 3's Vandham even though they haven't met and Vangarre is getting real friendly with my mom. 💀
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I use 'acorn' as my starter word for Wordle. It's proven to not be a very good starter word but I know the day I stop using it is the day it's going to be 'acorn.'
Just saw a preview of Yoshi and the Myserious Book and I think the game was made specifically for me. I need this game yesterday.
Microsoft has a really weird definition of "update and shut down."
Just finished watching a 20 minute compilation of every FFVII Remake cutscene Reno is in. What level of cooked is this?
Oh my god they did it. They won in overtime. We are free.
Sometimes Gecqua randomly pops into my head and it makes me very happy.
I need the Lightning to stop getting into fights and being really cocky about them. Your penalty kill is NOT good enough for this.
#GoBolts
Unfortunately the Tampa Bay Lightning *are* real and they *can* hurt me.
#GoBolts
I know it's one of their most popular songs, but I think it's very funny that Disney chose "We Don't Talk About Bruno" for their ASL initiative. We are somehow both not talking about Bruno and talking about Bruno in ways he's never been talked about before.
A picture of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A mii made to look like Rude from Final Fantasy 7 and a mii made to look like Reno from the same game are standing next to each other. Rude is holding a baby and saying "We like the name Zachary. What do you think?" My options on the left are "That's a great name!", "Any other ideas?", and "Uhh..."
Tomodachi Life update: Reno and Rude had a baby and they want to name him ZACHARY. Is this how Zack was born???
I swear mosquitoes are getting bigger every year. Whoever designed Buzzwole was onto something.
The meme where a human figure with red eyes viscerally shakes an object in their mouth like a dog.
It's a good thing that new magazine with Xenoblade X DE in it isn't scheduled to make it to me until early May because I'm currently way too excited for it and I want to do this to it
I am once again the queen of not committing to posts saying negative things about the Xenoblade fanbase. 😔
Hey. Splatoon devs. The freckles on the Raiders inkling. More of that please. Freckles for Splatoon 4.
I just got to see the Splatoon Raiders trailer for real. I am so hyped that they used Salmon Run as a premise. Are we gonna get sick nasty Salmonid lore?
I'd also like to humbly request that we stop making amiibos bigger. The regular Big Man amiibo was already big enough, I assure you.
SPLATOON RAIDERS COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY?
The Vandhams are here
There's a magazine coming out with Alois Bernholt on the cover and we're getting new Xenoblade X DE concept art on Nintendo Today. Is something happening?
What if I put every Xenoblade Vandham into Tomodachi Life?
A cropped screenshot of an email showing that I successfully placed an order for the Dengeki Nintendo June 2026 Issue on 4/21/26.
I've secured them.
Hey Nintendo, if you're gonna drop never before seen Xenoblade X DE concept art on Nintendo Today, can you please, for the love of everything, make it so that the Nintendo Today app actually shows Xenoblade content?
A Night in Noctilum
#Xenoblade #XenobladeX #ゼノブレイドクãƒã‚¹
The Lightning won a 5OT playoff game in 2020 and now they're not allowed to win in overtime anymore.
#GoBolts
I failed to account for the fact that the second period could still hurt us.
Stop the count. End the game. The third period isn't real it can't hurt us.
Playing Xenoblade X Switch 2 in handheld mode: This quality is upsetting. Boosted mode looks miles better than this. How did they think this was acceptable?
Playing Xenoblade X Switch 2 in docked mode: This is the prettiest video game I've ever played. I'm so happy this upgrade exists.
Terrible day for the Lightning to be having a game where they're playing really well but the puck is refusing to go in the net.
#GoBolts
I structured my Tomodachi Life island to look loosely like NLA and now I feel like I've created a Mediator simulator.