Hey, I work at this cat rescue!

Wait you can draw????

They literally showed them taping his foot up on the broadcast!

Trade for Harrison Phillips??

Me every game right now

Yesterday I broke the cardinal rule of posting which is: never post

I had a Minnesota Vikings kids uniform. I grew out of the jersey but wore the pants until they went from capris to shorts and all the elastic was stretched out.

I had to interact with a Republican uncle of mine a couple years ago who was stunned to learn my life in Seattle isn’t just a war zone 24/7. 🙄

In his little tank top 🥵

“Died from cold brew” woulda been an embarrassing obituary so I’m glad you’re okay 🫡