This is also how my mother talks

Why would a university employ anyone who talks like this?

More U.S. soldiers have died from infectious disease in the last 250 years than from bullet wounds

Sending Vance to Pakistan again for negotiations when you're not even sure the Iranians will show up is definitely something you do when you're winning, or have already won

I am thrilled to be rusticating and discussing college radio - if you want me to contextualize your college’s radio history in person, let me know :) posters emphasizing the Jewell encouraged!

Stephen Miller got hair plugs?

Settle down now

A poster for a talk by Katherine Rye Jewell

JEWELL

That's right, we've got @katejewell.bsky.social coming to Louisiana Tech tomorrow to talk about college radio and rock in the 1980s. If you're in or around Ruston, join us at 4 pm in Wyly Auditorium to kick off the annual College of Liberal Arts HOOTENANNY

Turns out I did *not* get that large moonshot grant that would have bought me the time to write my future Pulitzer Prize winning book. So you're gonna have to wait

Honestly I think the Atlantic article was likely to disappear quickly and not break containment but "the FBI director is suing a journalist who said he is drunk on the job all the time" on the nightly news is not going to have the effect he is hoping for

In Louisiana we're not into "running"

Have they tried giving the defensive coordinator a raise

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

Checking in on my governor's office

30 now on one lung

The Phillies might not either. The universe balances out

Oh of course, this is on the whole better for those populations. But it's no secret why Johnson was happy to be rid of them

It's in Fields' district. I looked.

Map of LA 6 district

They literally carved the black neighborhoods of Shreveport out of Mike Johnson's district

Have seen several people point out that Shreveport is Mike Johnson's district but this part of Shreveport is in fact not his district. The city was divided in redistricting a couple years ago to give Mike Johnson more white voters and fewer black voters

So horrific. This is a mile or two away. I knew something terrible had to have happened when I saw 22 police units responding at 6 am.

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

The art of the deal. Simply masterful

They dressed like a bear and damaged a Rolls-Royce in an audacious insurance scheme A fraud scheme involving wearing bear costumes across Southern California has ended in jail time for three people, according to authorities.

What about their Second Amendment rights? www.latimes.com/california/s...

Nothing is holding you back from doing your worst

There's always another asshole ready to step up

wo Ships Are Fired On As Iran Says the Strait of Hormuz is Closed Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said they were closing the strait until the U.S. blockade is lifted.

Remember that this is the same regime that dragged out the hostage crisis for 444 days, until the day Reagan was inaugurated, just to punish Jimmy Carter for his botched rescue attempt. They are very good at being petty in order to punish US presidents

Right??? Some real tension there at the end with the new boyfriend and... the cat?