I’ve never …that was… a long time ago…

You got your cadets under control, Reno? I don’t want any drama on Frontier Day.
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These damn transporters have seen better days. Ow.

Vance, old boy. Rough day?

I did /not/ flunk.

[Grumble]

Exogeography? Spare me. Teach them how to survive out there.

//An AI-generated video showing Darth Vader at Padmé’s tomb reached 1 million views within six days.
Am I really the only one who’s worried about this?

[He watches her go, a brief smile appearing on his lips.]

[rubs his face with his hand and groans]

What have I gotten myself into…?

Save the jokes and fix it. And make it fast.

It came out of YOUR replicators. And it’s inedible!

What the hell is this in my food?

RENO!!!

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//X is a shithole.🤮

To the Breen Raider that’s been tracking us for days. I could blow you out of orbit… and I wouldn’t even have to get out of my chair.

Where the hell am I… what the fuck happened… damn... oof… don’t tell me the cadets actually drank me under the table last night…

I stand by my actions, Admiral.
I won’t justify them.

Not my day. Rhys, you have the conn. Don’t make it worse.

Not that it’s any of my business, Vance, but what the hell went down on the USS Athena?

Bridge watch. Gamma shift.
Rhys nodded off. Again.
I’m on my sixth cup of coffee.
…Or seventh.
Stopped counting a while ago...

I must have been out of my mind...

I have far better things to do than report a lieutenant's insubordination. I swallow my anger. Again.

You thinking what I’m thinking, Vance?

//Fuckin knee, fuckin day

You about finished back there? Can we go already?

Home, huh? Guess I’m still unpacking.
But… I’m getting there.

[He clasps his hands behind his back, the corner of his mouth twitching briefly.]

Yeah, spores. I’m still getting used to those. Just like I’m still getting used to a computer that asks me if I slept well while I’m having breakfast, and to Commander Reno leaving her chocolate bars all over my console.

[He gives a lopsided smile.]

Fair enough. Guess we’re both used to rough waters.

You won’t always have it easy with me.

[Crooked grin]

No price is too high for me to make sure something like that never happens again.