Remember the days when we'd get pics of the team in the dressing room after a match? Why did they do that again? I've forgotten... #NUFC

Too depressing, innit. #NUFC

I've signed, and so should you.

I remember when the support of the US administration might have counted for something. Now it’s political poison.

And it’s all their fault.

Here’s hoping that poison spreads to Putin, Farage & co.

Bring back the international break! I was enjoying it! #NUFC

Gotcha... but no edit button! 😆

I do know what's happening right now. He's just issued himself another 2-week excuse.

TACO strikes again.

I just want one whole, orange person to die tonight. My ambitions are modest.

Love the Moon mission - stayed up late listening to the comms.

Love the descriptions of the terminator, the colours, moon dust etc.

Don't love Victor Glover's proselytising. "There are no atheists in rockets"... John Young, William Anders, Christer Fuglesang, Gherman Titov...

That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter Ecumenical GIF Alt: GIF of scene on Father Ted - That would be an ecumenical matter.

Is Bluesky dying?

Post from President Tramp: Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP (April 04, 2026 at 3.05 PM)

mf sounds like an ayatollah.

Translation: we want no questions and a cowering, credulous population who will do and pay as they're told. That'll make the nation great (for us rich, white guys at least).

Kieran Trippier was the original beacon of change for me back in the early days of the new era. Yes, he's not at the same level anymore, but he personified the ambition and brought a wealth of experience and guidance to the team.

Wish you well Kieran. And thank you. #NUFC

View of Earth, with West Africa and Iberian Peninsula visible, taken on board Artemis II on the way to the Moon.

That’s home. That’s us.

#NASA #Sagan #ArtemisII

TV guide entry: 9.00 The Bible - Jesus is crucified. Last in the series.

How about a spoiler alert next time, you bastards?

Bondi axed. Retribution to follow?

Good luck Artemis II. Exciting to see the launch live. Wish this side of the US was more dominant. #NASA

And we’re still doing a state visit then?

From DePortman Road to the Stadium of White. #NUFC

Black and white rebus based on the lyric 'Take me home country road', in which Trump is strategically inserted.

All together now...

The loss of the US as an integral ally to #NATO is the West's version of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Or at least that's how it's beginning to feel. Russia must be delighted.

And all to distract everyone from the Epstein Files? Madness. Damn all those who enabled it.

Dame Judi Dench! 🤣☠️

I'm pretty sure Tramp just declared civil war on the half of the US population he doesn't fool into thinking he's some sort of king. The orange maggot.

Too much money to be made out of his bullshit. Sorry.

Well, bollocks to this season then! #NUFC

Joint statement from the leaders of the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, Japan, Canada and others on the Strait of Hormuz: 19 March 2026 Joint statement from the leaders of the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, Japan, Canada, Republic of Korea, New Zealand, Denmark, Latvia, Slovenia, Estonia, Norway, Sweden, Finl...

Is this not part of this UN resolution? www.gov.uk/government/n...

Happy vernal equinox! ☀️

Turns out we can terrorise any elite side in Europe, as long as matches are 40 minutes long. Once we play in those pesky 90-minute games, it tends to go very much the other way.

Still, it was fun while it lasted. Need our heads back on for the weekend! #NUFC

I just go for the stale mini chocolate croissants. Disappointing, but slightly less so.