THANK GOD

okay I can see him now. can you guys see my tsuchinoko

learning that an accurate "is bsky broken for everyone or just me" test is simply posting a picture of my cat and captioning it as such and watching people wail in despair that they can't see him in the comments. this website blows chunks

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

A rotund brown and white tabby cat loafs on the floor with all of his limbs hidden beneath his bountiful fluff and his tail poking out behind him. He looks extremely bulbous.

okay bluesky I know you’re having one of your vibecoded episodes tonight but everyone needs to see this picture of ishy looking like a tsuchinoko so I’m gonna need you to get a grip #fishpics

this is what happens when all your friends are queers

screencap of a discord message okay show of hands. who at this point in time is NOT planning to bring a floral button up

had to put an extremely funny question in the group chat just now

I have to figure out what the fuck I’m going to do on the AIRPLANE AAAAAAAAH <— guy whose flight doesn’t leave until thursday morning

a black and white typography edit that reads "dykes make the day brighter" in all caps. to the right of the text is a pair of linked carabiners. they have two charms on them embossed with the transgender symbol and two interlocking female symbols. there is also a heart shaped lock. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.

happy second day of #lesbianvisibilityweek!

think I have a zit developing deep inside one of my nostrils currently in case you needed any ideas for a cool punishment to inflict on someone you hate

last day of work before fanfest :)

whoever decided like half of this round’s games should have an 8:30 pm start time in the CENTRAL DIVISION where we are in CENTRAL TIME should be shot I think. Gary I won’t forgive you for this

hi good morning I’m very tired but I cannot bring myself to regret staying up way the fuck too late to watch that hockey game. goddamn

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

I LOVE HOCKEY

A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on a green couch and stares sleepily at the camera.

guy who doesn’t understand why the tv is still on two and a half hours past his bedtime

THIS GAME IS FUCKIN CRAZY LOL

very glad the stars seemed to remember it’s the playoffs and they’re expected to play a hockey game but MORE excited that they played the punch out theme during a scrum

otter’s glove save just now was so slick I yelled out loud with excitement and scared the cat

I think we’re going to watch a man die

oh btw a reminder that I am an asexual lesbian who uses he/him pronouns sometimes and if any of that bothers you 🚪 here is the door :)

#ffxiv

happy Your Week to all the dykes in my phone

it's lesbian visibility week. I am Visible

Waiting for my OCs to send me their lore via divine visions

WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENSSSSSS (nothing will happen) WHAT IF I COME HOME AND HE'S PERISHED (he won't)

I fly out on thursday morning and I'm already stressed out and anxious about leaving ishy :( he's literally just going to sleep every day that I'm gone and I'll be getting updates from the petsitter but WHAT IF HE'S SAD AND LONELY AND MISSES MEEEEEEEE

You know a wrestling story is particularly wild when Ben is this excited about it.

back to work :(
only two days of work before fanfest vacation :)