I'm seated
The theater employees are asking why I'm there a year early but I'm just too seated

Make sure to collect those green energy crystals!

Never before have I been so emotionally attached to a rock before #projecthailmary

The TP-Link tech company compared to the Twilight Princess version of Link.

oopsies new obsession may have binged all of #owlhouse in like... 5 days

Ask Monica and me questions about A Link to the Past by replying to this post!

archipelago.gg
Setting it up is a tad bit difficult but basically it randomizes the item pool between two or more games! I had to wait 10 hours to get Zelda's Lullaby because it was stuck in Misery Mire... and that song had like 40 checks behind it it's insane

Damn you Zonai! Hyrule was fine until you came along. Ganon was nice and lazy. If he hadn't been waiting for you, I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Labrynna. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Secret Stones that Ganon wants.

Link was caught at the border... walked right into that gerudo ambush, same as us, and that sword over there.

Tears of the Kingdom does kinda start with Rauru fully saying "Link, you're finally awake"

You two should try an Archipelago randomizer, me and my friend connected OoT and ALttP at max settings and it was utter chaos

Despite having no towns or any functioning civilization outside of small interactions, the first #zelda game sure does have 6 whole screens dedicated to a graveyard. Really sells the post-apocalyptic nature of it all.

Absolutely insane luck #splooshkaboom

Last photo didn't go through, here's a Zola from The Legend of Zelda!

Question got too big lol! Read the screenshot first.

One small correction - the statues actually DO appear in the first room of Deafh Mountain as well. If they are Zora - I linked the official Zola artwork - it appears as though they have been much more than just an aquatic species.

Asking me to log off after a loss streak is like asking Sisyphus to stop pushing the boulder

1) Stop punishing trans people for standing up to bullies, just because there were swear words used.
2) Stop protecting bigots just because they use polite language to communicate their hate/criminal intentions.
3) Stop blocking languages by default.
4) Commit to no AI use.
5) Commit to privacy prot

I was two (almost three) years old when Crysis came out 😔

frozen lesbians meme

I really hate when people say they want a gritty #zelda game since we haven't had one in a while
Zelda watched a GENOCIDE happen in Breath of the Wild! She did it again in TotK! Just because the art direction doesn't look like a marvel movie doesn't mean they're not grittier stories!

You've met with a #promosky, haven't you?

New Year, New Me! I'm Banjo, your local transgender writer, artist, and gamer! I'm currently replaying the entire Zelda series, but here's some other things I enjoy:

Sonic
Marvel
PJO
Warcraft
Dragon Age
Final Fantasy

Send me a follow! Let's be mutuals!

Zelda truly does end the story having no one left and the blood of half the people in Hyrule on her hands

Ocarina of Time is a perfect, clean, and simple story that gets increasingly depressing the more you look into it
#Zelda #tloz

Mf's be like "art study WIP" and then bless my timeline with something only an angel could create

Everyday I get tired of hating, yet everyday I am given another reason to be a hater...

Koraidon at Jollibee

Sometimes I'm reminded of better times

Clair Obscur is great - GOTY deserved, even - but NINE awards? While Hades and Silksong get one each?
It just proves how performative this "Indies are the future" thing Keighley puts on for the views, only to show off 20 AAA games that all look the same.
#TGA #thegameawards #hades2 #silksong

You think Keighley was kicking his feet as he wrote "Miss Piggy flirts with me 😍"

I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic

Ark City Arcane Blues, my first #TTRPG project, is officially 1 year old. I'm still so proud of myself for getting there. It didn't win awards, it didn't get huge pull, but it showed me I could make a game from bottom to top, with a little help from my friends.

pixelbismuth.itch.io/acab