It’s not like I’m not fat in all the right places!!

Thank you darlin 🙏🏻

I just don’t understand how you can want the ass without the belly that comes with it!!

I posted these pictures on threads and a bunch of people called me fat 💕

I always forget I’m built like this

Holy mother fucking shit

906 lb leg press PR so I will now be accepting roundhouse kick applications for people who would like to be kicked in the head by
me

I just beat Silksong’s final act and holy fucking shit I love you Team Cherry

Hear me out tho

Nuremberg 2: The Burgening is gonna slap so hard

The amount of consideration, love and care Team Cherry puts into their games is truly breathtaking

Sub automatic machine sandwich

It’s a shame how fucking well it works

One in FIVE people is fuckin crazy work. Saw a Fox News headline that said “Antifa Transitions to Terrorists.” Nothin but fear-based buzzwords. It’s completely brainrotted discourse at this point if it even counts as discourse

God this boss sucks so bad but is also so fun

Why the fuck do I have music from Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head

I cannot possibly overstate how much I had to cram calories into my short little body to grow to these sizes

Let me inspire you to eat that ice cream or that extra slice of pizza

U better eat if u wanna get thick

More like gooded cheeks amirite

🤭 glad you could be here

Right??? Even I’m sitting here like “gadDAMN bitch!!”

Another day, another butt progress pic

Even moreso when you consider that I am an astounding 5’6” and that’s just over 4x my body weight

It is my sincerest hope that I can gain the strength to kick the earth into the sun, thus ending all of our problems going forward

I just put up 811 pounds on the leg press and I feel like a fucking gladiator

Gurllll

My thighs have gotten very big since I started going to the gym

Last night I heard a rustling in my chicken coop. The chickens have usually settled down by nightfall, so naturally I was concerned. I went out to check on them, and what do I find? Fucking Diogenes, plucking the feathers off one of my chickens