"Clicks" I meant to write clicks, not kicks.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH THAT, CLAUDE?!

It's not just that this is bullshit -- it's that you know it is bullshit, and you want to get a rise out of writers for kicks.

Fuck you.

They have swords, I hear. This is good. I can see a sword.

I fear the lesbian stealth archer.

Great. Now this dog looks like he's about to be on Rogan's podcast to give his thoughts on gender and woke.

This is also why flying sucks and we should have more trains, because it would fix both these things.

Wait, Palantir is *evil?*. The company explicitly named after the thing a really bad guy used to corrupt other powerful people?

I have an Arya Stark style list, if any Etsy Witches need something to do this week.

It's Monday, I've got to sit through a bunch of Teams meetings...

President Captain Jack Pedo, everybody. Just plunder and blunder.

Any one else shop on Amazon because you need clothes for your 5yo daughter FAST, and find that all the product photos are super creepy? Like for one, why is it all kids in mid-drifts, and two, are these kids AI?

Is MY brain just cooked? I don't remember this being a thing even two years ago.

No, the Razor's Crest is a ship.

Those two should definitely get together though.

*Skeletor runs away*

Fuck, man.

a man in a tuxedo holds up a bat and says baseball Alt: Robert De Niro as Al Capone. Baseball bat scene from The Untouchables.

Gonna tell my kids this was the Pope from Chicago that brought down the VP.

“We were on the Grassy Knoll, Precious.

“We saws the President’s head. Filthy Oswald. *gollumgollum*

“Shot was tricksy he said. But not for us, no.”

It was the same raccoon though.

He was building Red Rocket Raccoon in a basement with a box of scraps.

This is where I admit that I once door dashed a platter of the McCafe chocolate chip cookies and only those… because I really wanted cookies.

Are you litmogging me right now?

And it doesn't matter because you need the Pots of Gold for the limited time cosmetics.

Also Nick, you look like a creep. You have to look good when you make the joke.

The hot Australian guy that interviewed Clavicular can get away with a joke like that. You can't.

"EVEN IF IT WAS A JOKE?!"

Nick thinks you really ran a motherfucker over for a video and wonders why he can't get dates.

Wait, is IT the Battery Daddy or is it calling ME Battery Daddy when I put in the batteries?

I just got my first iphone, and decided to enable Siri during set up expecting it to default to female because I've always heard other people's Siris. But my default was male, and I was like "Huh. That's weird." and immediately clocked that I'm the weird one for expecting that.

She looks like Lae'zel fucked Dog the Bounty Hunter.

No, I haven't googled them to see if they've done anything problematic. If they have, give me a good 24 hours to enjoy my playlist.

This site already ruined Ace of Base for me.

Weird. That's the ONLY place I drink it.

I just want to take a moment to say Monster Magnet is an under appreciated band, and I regret the years I slept on anything that wasn't Powertrip... which is also very good and I forgot it was my favorite album that came out my senior year of High School.

Careful. That first sentence sounds like something he would say in a completely different context.

Step 1) Radioactive
Step 2) Checking out on the prison bus

I just want you to know that I see this and appreciate it.