Trump says he expects ‘to be bombing’

I’m sure it will be refunded to you.

i bet it would feel good to pull off a train robbery

https://www.theonion.info/

Dude it’s been years now

“I am the Eggman,” I say again, only with less conviction than before. “I am the mf Eggman.” I whisper, before I pull the trigger.

Sure the stock markets are disconnected from reality, but there may not be a “reality” for the stock markets to be connected to anymore

WASHINGTON (AP) — Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is out of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet, the White House said Monday, after multiple allegations of abusing her position’s power, including having an affair with a subordinate and drinking alcohol on the job.

“You will die in a dish of chemicals.”

Panda Express really sucks these days.

some enterprising young person is hard at work on plans for a DIY handheld EMP, right?

But only the entities that officially paid the tariffs are eligible to recover that money. That means that the fuller universe of people affected by Mr. Trump’s policies — including millions of Americans who paid higher prices for the products they bought — are not able to apply for direct relief.

Roadside America

I’ve seen snow in May in MN before. Not in a long time.

Snow on the ground in St. Paul this morning. It is April 19.

I love the ‘84 set. Especially since the Topps ‘84 set is so awful looking

Hey Alexa, if Iran blew up my dog food why does it still say in transit?

There goes my Amazon order

A container ship was hit by “unknown projectile which caused damage to some of the containers” about 25 nautical miles (46km) off the coast of Oman, the UKMTO said, without specifying who was responsible for the incident.

Who wants to come over and melt pens with me?

It should be called Snake Shack and they should sell Snake Burgers and Snake Shakes and have a cute Snake Mascot and that’s the only way this franchise could make sense

Ford Escort Attack Vehicle

“We just need someone who’s not crazy’: Inside the White House decision to nominate Erica

This is absolutely the plot of a gothic novel.

Singer d4vd arrested on suspicion of killing a 14-year-old girl found dead in his Tesla

Senior Trump administration defense officials held talks — described by sources as "preliminary and wide-ranging" — with the CEOs of General Motors and Ford Motor about shifting portions of their factory floors and workforces toward producing munitions and military

Holy shit after 40 odd years of this bullshit people still believe it

But Republicans and some economists argued that the tax cuts would bring long-term economic growth because businesses will have more money to invest in workers.

The Regulator YouTube video by Clutch - Topic

youtu.be/WGE7GAjlV3k