"If I was friend with Jeffrey Epstein, could I do THIS?" asked the First Lady. She produced a plastic key and used it to open a toy cash register. She then held up a single cherry tomato, triumphantly. Real patriots understand
Having too much fun in my group chats writing parodies of that stupid article
Melania kind of looks like her husband when she's staring down at prepared remarks to downplay her connections to Jeffrey Epstein
I guess the bottom line to me is this: even if you don't outright use AI to generate a piece of writing wholesale, but you do use so much AI to produce it that readers immediately clock it as AI slop, is there really a difference?
you would think for all the media focus that hasan had voted in favor of military action in iran that blew up in america’s face
why aren't college students taking to the streets to loudly call for everyone to just tone down the rhetoric, make the Republicans fractionally less audibly Republican, make the Democrats more Republican, and never ask why my thoughts are worth anything? Is that too much to put on a sign?
I return to the scene with a bag when I forget one. I am still waiting for my documentary and statue. or at least a commemorative coin
"“Ironically, while the FBI was monitoring my phone and investigating Courtney on vague and weak charges, the perpetrators of half a dozen murders involving Fort Bragg soldiers involved in the drug trade have gone entirely unsolved," Harp wrote in a statement posted on X."
they should make a new Pitbulls and Parolees but it's people who lied about their pet being a service animal, and they have to run around a farm wearing a meat-scented bite suit. not really a similar show at all except for dogs
A country that would rather let people suffer and die than go against the quacks leading its institutions
as as kid I thought having a dog was a strong indicator of decent character. (we didn't have a dog so it wasn't some kind of narcissism.) but now I know there are many annoying people who enjoy defecating on the social contract and sometimes they acquire an animal to help them out
BREAKING: Mayor up late on school night. Will anyone condemn this circadianically catastrophic behavior?
I'm not going to learn the whole org chart unless I get the job
imagine if Joe Rogan was a melting VCR. is that something you'd be interested in?
I saw a picture of the Earth from outer space and it briefly cured my racism. We're all we have. We're more alike than we are different. But then I saw a picture of Earth from Earth and all I could see was a bunch of damn Indians
it was the 2004 version of Gwen Stefani
I concur
the original unit of cryptocurrency was called a weebit
intuitively, it makes sense that computer money would be created by a white guy pretending to be a Japanese guy
hot take: i think the move in the direction of a more explicitly extortion based international order is bad actually. I also do not especially relish the idea of re-boning up on mercantilism
that kind of humor would put you in the gallows, I'll have you know! that's why it's called gallows humor. I'm 275 years old
The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild.
"Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"
Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.
obviously I've run the simulations and in some cases you could be like "who did your dad vote for? and he didn't even make the College Dropout. he just made you." but that's just hurt people hurting people
I personally don't want to go to any concert where someone can later ask "oh, did he play 'Heil Hitler'? the song he made like, a year ago?"
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
soothing the president with AI generated footage of explosions seems like an ethical high pressure use case of the technology
if Theo Von poked the President of the United States in the belly and said "nobody told this guy about the chips shortage" it could change the course of history
