still the greatest thumbnail ever put on youtube

beast burger... mmmm

sometimes i think way too hard about the medium of a work even if it's fundamentally stupid and frivolous

every time i think of an idea for a short story its just: what if a guy lost his mind for no reason

my mom loves to "they/them" me in the funniest way possible by switching to chinese for the pronoun only in an otherwise english sentence.

in a different life i would've gone into biotech with aspirations of inventing cancer vaccines but end up in the dog ozempic department

ive always got the impression that hes somewhat of "le epic reddit writer"

smoking crude oil like crack

diet coke is a healing potion

A woman holding a sword and smiling mischievously. She's wearing an orange suit, a tall hat and white boots and gloves. There's a doll version of her floating by her side

what server is that from 😭😭

i love seed oils

hit a blood vessel with the needle today, blood blood everywhere yuck

quite fond of kujou sara of genshin impact fame. i dont even know why, i dont even play that game

i am admittedly an ipad adult

id rather not go see the circus elephants

Visual development art by Tadahiro Uesugi for Carole & Tuesday (2019), dir. Shinichiro Watanabe, Bones

holy aura. need those

NEVER COMPROMISE THE BIT!!!

the bus is such a beautiful thing

ive realized that the reason why miki sayaka is one of my favorite characters in fiction is because her arc perfectly encapsulates the fact that platonism is a cognitohazard

i kinda want to get a tattoo of yhe word "oil" is that insane

i hate redditors so much 😭

i dont know my romance of three kingdoms lore to understand this take. time to do some reading

real af

the doctor just put cream cheese in my IV. i literally saw him squeeze cream cheese into my IV WTF

imagine two women kissing one another

damn, i wish. ive only ever been mildly chinapilled

you should be able to drive french rubber tire metros around like a bus

we must reach $10/gal