This is winning.

It involves sake, shiitake mushrooms, garlic, tonkatsu, karashi, but also mozzarella, parmesan and panko.

Husband is very excited, I'm a bit skeptical. We'll find out tonight!

From the article with the recipe: This Japanese dish sits firmly in the canon of yōshoku, Western-inspired meals, and while the final product is reminiscent of a gratin, the meal is simmered with a base sauce prepared beforehand. More in the next skeet.

That's professional level, right there.

Making Chicken Doria for the first time tonight.

Where is that Dildo of Consequences, already?! I checked my nightstand and all that's in there is big blue, titty clamps and a terrifying thing he bought at the Pleasure Chest that I said I never want near me.

The current dog can't stand the rain, which is a win for us. Quick walkies and business immediately sorted. His predecessor was a McNab Collie. She would go out in a hurricane for an hour and give not one fuck.

My typos are ruling the day today.

Nope poop bags required. This is proper disposal from the squat.

That's one accounted for.

Is this thing broken or is everybody sleeping?

And just what did you do to them??

"Did Spooner boof a cargo container of ozempic?"

Is the kinda question someone might ask.

You paint an amazing scene!

I'm there frequently for work. I've gotten to know Philly quite well.

Touché.

I do this at my own peril far too often. Half way through the the ginormous 2nd cold brew, I spontaneously launch from the conference room to the moon.

I love this for you!

Caribou (drink) - Wikipedia

Malört is a Chicago thing. THIS is a Canadian thing: Caribou (drink) - Wikipedia share.google/hHnNhzwN1awL...

Present!

I just got heartburn from reading this.

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

Mama arrived at the shelter super pregnant a couple of months ago. So, they kept her off the adoption list through pregnancy and raised the pups to adoption age.

Our friends are getting a puppy today and I couldn't be more excited.

Unlikel...oops

Those were the days.

What’s your favourite bible verse?

(Wrong answers only)

“I do not just give handjobs. I also let boys fuck me in my butthole.”

Hair on fire?? You should see my office. They're freaking out and repositioning for what is certainly on the way.

Extensive analysis on this very problem was done as soon as this shitshow got underway over a month ago.

What's with them blanking out my password on this Skeeter app? Ya think I fucken remember that shit?!