still slaps

pepperoni pineapple olives

💯🎯

i need to swatch for my new knit. i actually have some time off this week! 😱😱🧶

brava 👏👏👏

I like the way you work it
ken tippidy
you gotta hundred legs

Pronouncing centipede "Ken tippidy" to own the libs

jess wearing a knitted scarf. it has a background of pastel rainbow ombré animal print with a neon red honeycomb lattice overlay. i know it sounds like a lot (which i guess it is) but it works!

it’s finally all my knitwear’s time to shine 😁🧶

haha true. needs to be quicker tho

@malcolmxsansx.bsky.social

billionaire crushing machine

When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

same! i had a few dolls, gifted by distant relatives i guess, that i never played with. friends did when they came over. i was busy playing with lego or whacking nails into a giant stump in the garden (favourite game)

meanwhile i get panicky at the very idea of holding a baby

💯

“boom” (afrikaans for “tree”) is one of the slang names for it here so i always use 🌲

happy birthday weed

also congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs

1996: my mom finds my weed and I get in a ton of trouble

2026: my mom asks if I can bring her some more weed

my third i think

i just started a rewatch

s1e1 of Mad Men is perfect tv

in tonight’s edition of Cook What’s In the Fridge - pasta with broccoli, edamame + cheese sauce. it’s pretty good, if weird

not a quote but i’m never not thinking about the windy shrimp

This video is for Reese Witherspoon. How dare you. YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture

Reese gets read.

She was an NFT fan too (nftnow.com/podcasts/ree...) - and didn't that work out well.

Nicely done @parkroseperma.bsky.social

I know I sound like old Granny Ashley yelling on her front lawn, but I miss magazines. I miss video stores. I miss music collections. I miss 22 episode television. I miss music videos. I miss when all these things provided jobs that supported people.

The internet gave us a lot. It took a lot too.

@katetd.bsky.social and i watched empire records yesterday and have a date for dazed + confused in 2 weeks 😱

tell me about the order tho?

I dunno who needs to hear this today, but you can stop letting your own bullshit circus dictate the course of your life. Just choose other stuff at least once in a while

yum

a sheet of Hoffmann 2000s

happy 🚲 day!

can’t trust those talking animals