I mean, she would probably be shocked to learn she received 100% of the presidential vote in one particular state, given that she is not eligible to be president nor did she want to be president
I'm waiting for "that nice young man Curricular or whatever"
I haven't read the Wirecutter article, but I have owned a few pairs of expensive travel underwear and I can confirm they're quite nice. Don't, like, replace your whole supply in one go, but you can have a pair or two to deploy strategically. They last forever
Sorry vibecoders, the only "OpenClaw" I care about is the failed grappling claw the CIA built into the Hughes Glomar Explorer for their attempt to salvage the soviet submarine K-129 from the floor of the pacific ocean as the classified Project Azorian.
i've invented new type of programming function that takes polite disagreements instead of arguments
Today's insane thought: I just worried my openclaw bot would get jealous of my claude code instance
Certainly not from me.
My four year old shamelessly flirting with the waitress at the restaurant: "Hey! Uh, it's almost bedtime. The restaurant could close at any minute! Do you have a house?"
Hell yeah
I'm hearing the logic behind your turbo chocolate
Neopolitan
The lead up to the 2016 election was absurd enough
I think that was what Jeb Bush's campaign called the Jeb! branded molcajete in the 36 hours between announcing it and him dropping his campaign
Tumblr still okay?
You could be like this weirdo and make them out of wood
woodgears.ca
But I understand the late night desire to get a lathe. It's only human.
brb using the raptor footprint as a guacamole bowl
“this whole thing smacks of Burt Rutan,” i holler as i overturn a part in the hangar and turn scaled composites into shit composites
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
come on we all know the rule: pack enough underwear to shit yourself twice a day, every day
On the other hand, every incident exists to reinforce my preconceived notions
Wacker? Hardly Lower!
At $LASTJOB~ the bevi machine had a QR code so you could scan it with your phone and... dispense water from across the room? I did this trick once, just to try it because I was certain it wouldn't work (it did)
That's wise of you
This is what happens when I Ambien and eBay
_yes_
A ramp worker in a high visibility jacket driving a white open-roof baggage tug
The Japanese phrase jinba ittai means "horse and rider as one"
A bobtail Ford F350 with an elaborate front bumper and nerf bars around the front fender, really short utility bed, and itty bitty back wheels. It's towing a palette of air cargo
The cave salamander of pickup trucks
One of the best things I saw at LGA was a food truck selling Elotes. I can only imagine that goes well with an aftertaste of Jet-A
