this past week or so whenever i’ve been feeling really depressed and hopeless I just like to remind myself that chappell roan won a grammy

30+ new jobs match your location preferences and guess what they’re all fucking insane or fake or AI actually wait that’s not true sorry sometimes they’re all three

I do not like stacy that bitch is crazy

I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known.

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it's "fuck it, let's just make some sandwiches for dinner" night in america

bought new sunglasses the other day and i’ve been feeling like this every since. - B)

it’s my medicine

eating pasta, trying to feel better about things

the puppygirl she tells you not to worry about

💯

why are we pretending to work this week. enough lies

*taps mic* is this thing on??

EMMA!! oh this is a WONDERFUL day, hello friend!!

a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth . ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .

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A picture of an upright immersion blender, taken off eBay. The kind you insert into a cup or pot to mix things up. Admittedly, if you saw it from far away, it might look a LITTLE bit like a vibrator.

Thinking about the time my first boyfriend’s mom saw one of these in his dorm room and told him, “I don’t care what you and Mara do in your own time, but put that away when I come over”

ngl I keep forgetting this app exists

bro wtf that wasn’t very copacetic of you, not cool

Photo of a cat sitting in a chair beneath a painting of the same cat sitting with the same pose

RTing myself

some clown pussy might heal me

rip twitter you sucked and were utter shit i’ll piss on your grave you will be missed

Nic Cage from Wild at Heart with Dark Souls text reading "Nicolas Caged"

letterboxd is the only legitimate form of social media now

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

pronouns and good dress sense…gross

twitter just doesn’t work for me at all at this point. all I can do is look what fun is that?? 😒

looking buff here 💪😤

#NW this film seems gay

help me reconnect with my twitter oomfies 👉👈

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

every road in Dallas is either called Sunshine Daisy Honeysuckle Lane or the Ronald Reagan AIDS Response Commemorative Highway