New season of Black Mirror.

NO KINGS. Stand up! Stay safe!

Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever reply without courtesy liking again. Ever.

STATEMENT FROM THE PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION: "TODAY, THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT CONFISCATED THE BADGES OF THE PENTAGON REPORTERS FROM VIRTUALLY EVERY MAJOR MEDIA ORGANIZATION IN AMERICA. IT DID THIS BECAUSE REPORTERS WOULD NOT SIGN ONTO A NEW MEDIA POLICY OVER ITS IMPLICIT THREAT OF CRIMINALIZING NATIONAL SECURITY REPORTING AND EXPOSING THOSE WHO SIGN IT TO POTENTIAL PROSECUTION. "THE PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION'S MEMBERS ARE STILL COMMITTED TO REPORTING ON THE U.S. MILITARY. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, TODAY, OCT. 15, 2025 IS A DARK DAY FOR PRESS FREEDOM THAT RAISES CONCERNS ABOUT A WEAKENING U.S. COMMITMENT TO TRANSPARENCY IN GOVERNANCE, TO PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY AT THE PENTAGON AND TO FREE SPEECH FOR ALL."

So much for a free press.

If you go to any No Kings Day protests, do everything in your power to remain peaceful. DO NOT take the administration’s bait.

Happy “The Chair Company” Day to all who celebrate.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

THAT’S where I left it.

I think I must’ve left the gate open and got my whole village slain by the Mongols in a past life the way I worry about leaving the door unlocked despite never having done so.

The barista who just announced “Megan, here’s your oat milk cappuccino” is the only person who I have heard say anything that makes a damn ounce of sense in a fortnight.

This looks like it was designed to make the kind of person who’s predisposed to abuse solvents think it’s badass.

1. This is one of the most insane statements ever delivered by a presidential spokesperson in U.S. history. Totally disconnected from reality.

2. There is either going to be a civil war or abject Democratic surrender to autocracy. They are telling this you, to your face, in explicit terms.

Greetings ICE Social Media Monitors! Come for the thoughtcrimes, stay for the typo-riddled jokes.

AI is going to ensure that no artists or performers ever get rich again. Only business people who do business should have piles of money: that’s why they went into business instead of the arts.

Making your audience mistake correlation for causation is how magic tricks work. On and off stage.

I had the name “Chris-y ‘Misterdemeanor’ Elliot” pop into my head, so now you have read it. I am so sorry, but this is a capricious & unjust universe.

I wish. Maybe for the 50th.

I hope you all have your rapture outfit picked out for tomorrow. Call me basic, but I’m going with flowing white garments.

No, YOU cried watching a Superman movie.

I mean, I’m not surprised if you did. Because I just did.

Seriously, though, I’m about half through it and there’s been more poop than I want to see in any kind of movie*, much less a documentary.

*more than zero

Content warning about the “GG Allin - All in the Family” documentary: at 10:51 someone rings Merle Allin’s doorbell & my dogs thought it was our doorbell and barked for five solid minutes.

Just goes to show you that GG is still a provocative artist even years after his death.

Empathy at the Apocalypse: Episode 6 - Lizzo, Rizzo, and the Rizzler with Jason Sims Jason Sims joins Josh and Andy to talk about the body of Christ, the meaninglessness of podcasting, Dubai chocolate, Jason's social media footprint, the relativity of transcendence, pools, Indiana Jon...

6 episodes in, and we have @jasonsims.bsky.social joining us to talk about biblical casual dining, draculas, and everything in between.

It’s the guns.

But they seem to be a pillar so foundational to the structure of Americaness that it cannot exist without them. Even if it kills us.

It’s the guns. It’s our country. It’s us.

Sometimes I feel less like a fully-formed human being and more like a crew of mice trying to drive a man-sized Voltron.

The extent to which these maniacs are documenting and broadcasting all the things that will make their names future curse words is a small consolation but I’ll take what I can get.

People who think it's excessive to have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the Earth multiple times are gonna feel pretty silly if we discover a bunch of other Earths we need to blow up.

"Sincerely" comes from the Latin for "With Cereal," a hold-over from the ancient practice of including one of those little boxes of cereal with a missive for the recipient to enjoy while reading.

The policies that the MAGA GOP are instituting across the country, especially the ones related to health and the environment, lead me to the conclusion that poor people aren’t dying fast enough for Peter Thiel’s Dark Enlightenment timetable.

I don’t know about this new Entourage reboot.

I wish the GOP cared as much about innocent people dying from gun violence as they do about being disgusted by the mere presence of unhoused people.