This dude just hissed at me. Literally the rudest Canadian I've ever met. #Canada #Oregon

The great Eugene waterfall. So majestic. #Oregon #Eugene

I think I accidentally walked into peace negotiations during my break.

The key to a successful marriage is to be equally bad at video games.

Writing books and building cake. 2026 is gonna be a helluva year. #Lifting #Gym #Writing

I was really wanting to keep my platform away from politics and focus on the things that matter to me most, but man, #FuckICE

Really thought #Miami was gonna take it for a moment. Well done #Indiana even though I'm still bitter.
Sincerely, an #OregonDuck

I just made the mistake of looking up how much marketing will cost for my book. Why is it so expensive??? #Author #books #publishing

I've been struggling to find a good title for my novel for years and Chuck is over here creating sentences never before uttered by humankind and using it as marketable titles on a whim.

Describe your D&D campaign in five words.

Five words, no context.

The cartel stole my penis.

Chapters of my new novel sorted in a semi-ludicrous fashion

Originally wrote this novel in 2022 and have been sitting on it since. I'm over halfway done with the final(-ish) edit before heading to the beta readers. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! #Novel #writing #BookSky #Publishing #Books #Horror

I feel like a ton of people don't know the difference between 'loose' and 'lose'.

"I lost weight and now my pants feel loose"
VS.
"The amount of people that still don't know how to drive in the rain makes me want to lose my shit"

This is coming from a place of love and support, but…

It’s ‘shoo-in,’ not ‘shoe-in.’

It’s ‘case in point,’ not ‘case and point.’

It’s ‘moot point,’ not ‘mute point.’

It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’

It’s ‘jibe with,' not 'jive with.'

We're almost a week into the year and you haven't written anything, have you? #Writing #Books #BookSky #Publishing

My 2025 goal was to finish the novel by the end of the year. I have a strong suspicion that I'm not going to make it.

The Tim Allen movie #TheSantaClause, Tim Allen became Santa because of the manslaughter "Clause." In the sequel, he must find a Mrs. Clause or he will cease to be Santa. What happened to the first Mrs. Clause of the Santa that Tim Allen's character (allegedly) killed? #Christmas #Santa

My book is almost done and I can't help but to feel like I'm about to release a book that'll flop horribly (imposter syndrome) that'll inevitably be consumed by Ai, mashed together with other works and resold while I continue to struggle to make a living from my work. #AI #Writing #Publishing #Books

Does this imply there is an untrustworthy popcorn waiting me to pop it so it can steal my identity and commit tax fraud?

Why do I do this? It's like, I read to have fun and relax, then I pick up a book that makes me stare at the wall for several minutes in existential dread after finishing before making a sandwich and doing it all over again. Might as well do it again. #BookSky #Books #Literature #OhGodWhy

Every episode I watch of "The Chair Company", I wonder who the hell was this show made for? Then I watch the next episode and realize, it's me, I'm the person the show is made for. #TheChairCompany

Office desk with plants on the monitor surrounded by Monstera plants

After all these years, I've finally found the key to coziness and productivity. The key to success is Monstera Plants. The more Monstera plants, the cozier the room. *Results for productivity may vary. #plants #productivity #procrastination #Monstera #Gardening

Anyone wanna purchase my soul in exchange for a book deal? Are the crossroads still a thing or did the devil start a housing development there yet? #Publishing #Books #DevilWentDownToGerogia #Unemployed

Slow closing toilet seats are the pinnacle of modern technology. Forgetting that not everyone has slow closing toilet seats by slapping the lip down and 3000Db at 3 o'clock in the morning after a hard night of binge eating carne asadas is the folly of man.

I think it's about time to write the next book. #Writing #Publishing

Mariachi music is just classical ska.

You ever feel like you suddenly just woke up? Like, not from sleeping, but you just suddenly remembered you're alive and you're just sitting there staring at your phone with a mouthful of Cheetos muttering "shit" to yourself?

I am unreasonably addicted to standing in a field with the intent of hitting a ball into a hole with a stick. #Golf #USOpen

I'll never have faith in humanity until people start understanding the spelling difference between "Lose" and "Loose"