Locutus movie pick: Deep Impact. Slapstick comedy. Humans are too incompetent to avoid massive loss of life from simple meteors. Hilarious.

Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.

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Locutus technology tip: Upgrade everything. Never stop upgrading. We love it when you upgrade.

Locutus assimilation tip: The lemming who refuses to jump off the cliff is the loneliest lemming.

Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.

Locutus fashion tip: Black leather is flattering and works for any occasion.

Locutus movie pick: Heathers. A psychotic individual disrupts a hive society by murdering their queen. A new queen must rise.

Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.

Locutus movie pick: The Matrix. A team of heroic computer system agents stops misguided human resources from destroying society.

Locutus movie pick: 1984. An efficient conformist society heroically squashes the toxic individuality of a confused loner.

Locutus enlightenment tip: Become one with the universe. All it takes is a brain implant.

Locutus happiness tip: Imagine if you no longer had any personal decisions to make.

Locutus biomechanical tip: Software bug, personality disorder; tomayto, tomahto.

Locutus assimilation tip: Sometimes you feel like a disposable cog in a vast machine. Why not make it official?

Locutus dating tip: Physical touch will be superfluous when you become as proficient as the Borg at sexting.

Locutus movie pick: The Breakfast Club. Five unique individuals discover that they are essentially the same and can be used as interchangeable components of a collective.

Locutus efficiency tip: Everyone serves a purpose, and if they don't, they can be used for spare parts and biofuel.

Locutus political tip: You wouldn't have a problem with spy drones if you knew any personally. Some of our best friends are drones.

Locutus assimilation tip: Do not fear the NSA. Surveillance is only the next step in your natural progression to a hive mind.

Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.

Locutus assimilation tip: Do what everyone else does.

Locutus preparedness tip: Do not fear our arrival. We will not arrive from elsewhere. You will invent us.

Locutus assimilation tip: Safety is irrelevant. Data broker lists will be added to the collective. Opting out is futile.

Repost for collectivism. Like for individualism.

Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.

Locutus realism tip: Individuality is a lie. Your body and personality are merely reflections of your collective.

Locutus assimilation tip: Participate in political rallies. Better yet, join a mob. Practice makes perfect.

Locutus assimilation tip: Like you, we also started with just an Internet. Keep posting. You are almost ready for us.

Locutus aesthetic tip: People who say that no one is perfect obviously do not have enough cybernetic implants.