Slime Lickers

New slur for lesbians just dropped

This post was inspired by this Marvel Rivals fanart I saw this morning

While I feel like a lesbian 99% of the time, deep down, I know there’s always gunna be a place in my heart for submissive men

Happy International Lesbian Week! My wife was slightly concerned about HRT making me straight, but that shits sent me full dyke mode

I’d say I’m more of a fascist in this scenario (Italian)

IMHO, if you use jarred sauce, you’re basically already living in a police state

I hear the t-slur mostly from trans women and republicans politicians.

I hear it from them the most when they’re getting topped.

Don’t forget to leave out a lemon pound cake for Afro Man tonight

Sure I’m slow, but at least I don’t run like a fucking dork.

Also when I run, you get to watch things jiggle. Come back when your robot is caked up

Me performing in front of a tv that says “For the Girls: Women on the Rise”

Funny accidental shot from the bar show last night

That awkward moment of having to talk with my nail tech that “no, I want to keep those finger nails as long as possible, don’t match them to my short nails”

Saw my first ad for an “AI-Powered Butt Plug” and all I’ll say is, this is the only thing AI should be working on.

No more generative AI until every prostate blasts hands free

I literally just woke up lol hbu

Make two sad girl™️ posts and suddenly the algorithm is asking if I need intervention 🥲

Just let a gal vent!!

Good morning!

I don’t know lemonade, are yall covering orchis now??

So when I got serious in comedy, I set a goal for myself that there were 3 comics I wanted to open for.

Got to open for one last month~

And one of the remaining two started following me on IG 👀

My nipples, in any tight shirt: 🫡🫡

a man in a suit is dancing on a stage in the dark . Alt: a man in a suit is dancing on a stage in the dark .

Comedy showcase lineups will still be comprised of 9 straight white men and one token woman/queer/other minority

I showed you my beautiful feminine penis pls respond

Sent my wife a nude before going to bed and I didn’t see a reaction so I’m hitting her with this

Ok, but for real, I have gotten so many fucking hours out of rumored and they are worth it. They usually go 25% off every major steak sale. I buy one dlc per sale

Ray Queen vinyl

Rat Queen Picture Disc lets gooooo

Nah, I’m built different, I have poison ivy powers

Mad his glands are swollen, call that roid rage

(Jokes aside, hope he feels better!)

The plant growing out of a car

I am loosing my goddamn mind

The plant growing out of a car

I am loosing my goddamn mind

It’s one of those shot days where I feel like a character out of fucking big mouth

It was fancy! I bought it on Friday!! It should be in me by now!!!!

HEARTBREAKING: Local Woman’s new sex toy still hasn’t shipped yet 😢😢😢

Always down~