"Hey, you can't disrespect the fourth wall like that. Say sorry."

"Hahaaa I knew it."

My most loyal of simps responding the fastest, naturally..

Never Forget 🙏

Hello timeline! I'm here to upset all of you once again!

//the news wasn't good.
I'm sorry. I will not be around much. I don't know for how long.
If you see this reposted, it's by one of my alts.
Frog mun says you're all great friends. And keep me and my family in your thoughts.

I hate waking up and none of you did anything interesting.

I'm going back to bed.

Like anyone can top ambrosia yaoi hole.

//i had a dream last night that Trickshot met Bill Cipher
They did NOT get on

Hot dog!

Not in a way that should give me the insanity plea but I manage to swing it all the time anyway!!

It means if I want to do something I do it and I don't ask why or if it's a good idea.

Because I'm the sort of hedonist they wrote about in the Bible.

What's that got to do with it.

Cannot BELIEVE my own brain resorted to a cheap jumpscare.

I just had an analog horror nightmare that actually scared me. I'm embarrassed.

The super predictable glitchy scream. And oh yeah? Is that characters mouth gonna get bigger and its eyes turn red? No one's thought of that before.

Still got me. Dammit. Dammit.

Rose I need you to listen to me very very carefully.

I want him to eat me alive. I want him to bite my ass and leave a chunk missing like a cartoon donut with a bite taken out do you understand me.

It's romantic!!

Can I hand feed you.

Oh sure thing. More fish?

Whenever someone uses he/him pronouns without asking me I assume they have been ogling my bulge. Presumptuous of you but very understandable. You may continue!

How long did Batman deal with nipple chafe before he learned to tape those things.

Someone just asked me if I forgot to pick up my Adderall prescription for some reason.

What a completely insane and uncalled for thing to ask me.

But I'm sooo cute

I made no comment on the matter.

I assume.

Or on his thick girthy croc cock.

I've been ordered to not comment on the matter.

Me when I say 'yaoi hole ambrosia'